# The SMACKDOWN!!! Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 5, 2017, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-smackdown-thread/783807 "2017-04-05T13:58:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-smackdown-thread/783807/21 "2017-04-08T06:15:21Z")
If I remember correctly, we endured something in gym class called a “squat thrust”, but it was nothing like that. 'Course, worked hard at forgetting, so maybe I did. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-smackdown-thread/783807/22 "2017-04-08T11:37:06Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > What about the situations where the person lays the smackdown on themselves, then tries to dig out of it, to no avail? > > Let me present unto the committee the work of **Doorhinge** , taken from the [The Repeal of Obamacare/ACA: Step-by-step, Inch-by-inch](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=815247) thread: A valiant effort, but an anthology of **doorhinge’s** smackdowns would be as cumbersome as a full-scale map of the United States. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-smackdown-thread/783807/23 "2017-04-08T14:20:16Z")
Truth. However, self-pwning and then doubling-down so you own yourself _again_ is a special sort of smackdown. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-smackdown-thread/783807/24 "2017-04-08T15:50:11Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Other than **SA** ;who here has actually tried this, and how many of you (again, other than **SA** ) have continued habitually doing it. I tried using a paper towel tube but it was too narrow; had to resort to using an empty duct tape roll. _ba-dum-tish_ ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-smackdown-thread/783807/25 "2017-04-10T03:42:02Z")
> [@Eddie The Horrible](#): > > \ > > Still, it would be easy enough for you or anyone else to test. Just squat down about as far relative to your height as Sandusky would have to for his, and try pumping away at a paper towel tube held in front of you."\. I tried this once. Now I’m banned from WalMart. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-smackdown-thread/783807/26 "2017-04-11T00:07:47Z")
hmmmmmm… 😛 possibly unfortunate quote editing in the previous post. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-smackdown-thread/783807/27 "2017-04-11T04:20:11Z")
Instructions unclear, penis now entombed in duct tape. Advise. ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-smackdown-thread/783807/28 "2017-04-11T04:41:02Z")
Head to State College Pennsylvania and await further instructions. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-smackdown-thread/783807/29 "2017-04-11T04:49:28Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > I tried using a paper towel tube but it was too narrow; had to resort to using an empty duct tape roll. _ba-dum-tish_ Not a lot of men would brag about having a two inch dick. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-smackdown-thread/783807/30 "2017-04-11T17:48:23Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Not a lot of men would brag about having a two inch dick. That’s just the kind of “Big Man” he is. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-smackdown-thread/783807.md?page=1)