# The Song Synonym Thread

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [March 9, 2014, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263 "2014-03-09T13:05:10Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2014, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/281 "2014-04-11T00:27:16Z")

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Maxwell’s Silver Hammer - The Beatles  
Yo Thomas, Are You Deaf?

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2014, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/282 "2014-04-11T00:32:20Z")

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Mardi Gras Town was **City of New Orleans** (like I’m keeping score :dubious: )

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### Author: ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2014, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/283 "2014-04-11T00:40:16Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> Yo Thomas, Are You Deaf?

Tommy Can You Hear Me? - The Who

Easy one, but I like it anyway: The Arachnid Badenov

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### Author: ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2014, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/284 "2014-04-11T00:42:55Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> Yo Thomas, Are You Deaf?

Tommy - The Who

Roosevelt Cathy

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### Author: ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2014, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/285 "2014-04-11T00:55:26Z")

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> [@Eutychus](#):
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> The Arachnid Badenov

Boris The Spider -The Who  
Three Days Before The Day After Tomorrow

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### Author: ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2014, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/286 "2014-04-11T01:02:09Z")

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> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#):
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> Boris The Spider -The Who  
> Three Days Before The Day After Tomorrow

Yesterday - The Beatles (Well, Paul actually)

Still alive: Roosevelt Cathy (Speaking of Paul)

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### Author: ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/287 "2014-04-11T02:27:59Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Roosevelt Cathy (Speaking of Paul)

Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles (bonus: [thrash metal version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9XNoU3tHqU))  
Meteor

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### Author: ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2014, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/288 "2014-04-11T03:26:14Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> Meteor

Shooting Star - Bad Company  
Ben’s Skyscraper

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### Author: ![Tread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Tread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tread)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/289 "2014-04-11T17:07:54Z")

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> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#):
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> Shooting Star - Bad Company  
> Ben’s Skyscraper

Franlin’s Tower Grateful Dead

Gov. Ventura’s Significant Other

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2014, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/290 "2014-04-11T17:20:17Z")

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> [@Tread](#):
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> Franlin’s Tower Grateful Dead
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> Gov. Ventura’s Significant Other

Jesse’s Girl - Rick Springfield

Despite a 1,000,000,000:1 shot.

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### Author: ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/291 "2014-04-11T18:14:34Z")

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Against All Odds - Phil Collins  
Her Appearance Can Cause Death

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### Author: ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2014, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/292 "2014-04-14T07:57:46Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> Her Appearance Can Cause Death

\*…tap tap tap…\*this thing still on?

Lemme try rephrasing:

Appearances May Be Harmful To Your Health

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### Author: ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2014, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/293 "2014-04-14T12:42:46Z")

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Looks Can Kill – A group that **Leo** hopes exists that **Leo** hopes wrote a song with this title because the game is dead in the water and he gives up

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### Author: ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/294 "2014-04-14T15:47:14Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> \*…tap tap tap…\*this thing still on?
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> Lemme try rephrasing:
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> Appearances May Be Harmful To Your Health

Close. Leo. Let’s get this game back on track:

Looks That Kill - Motley Crue

It was me that confirmed my existence.

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/295 "2014-04-14T16:53:07Z")

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I Am I Said - Neil Diamond

Wee, Little Terpsichore

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### Author: ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2014, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/296 "2014-04-14T17:17:56Z")

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Tiny Dancer - Elton John  
Jewish Sabbath at the Recreation Area

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### Author: ![DChord568](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@DChord568](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DChord568)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2014, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/297 "2014-04-14T17:52:51Z")

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Saturday in the Park –Chicago  
Be a voyeur…don’t be picky about where.

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### Author: ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/298 "2014-04-14T18:01:47Z")

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Take a Look Around - Limp Biskit  
Adore the manner in which you tell falsehoods

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### Author: ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/299 "2014-04-14T18:08:15Z")

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Like the Way You Lie - Eminem and Rhianna (I only know this because I have kids!)

A member of the canidae family moving swiftly on foot.

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### Author: ![DChord568](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@DChord568](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DChord568)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/300 "2014-04-14T18:46:55Z")

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Fox on the Run – Manfred Mann or Sweet  
There is a much better answer for the one I gave a few posts back, so I’m putting it out there again:

Be a voyeur…don’t be picky about where.

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