# The Song Synonym Thread

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [March 9, 2014, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263 "2014-03-09T13:05:10Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/341 "2014-04-17T00:46:46Z")

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Come And Get It - Badfinger

2 Squared and 1 Score

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### Author: ![DChord568](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@DChord568](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DChord568)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/342 "2014-04-17T01:53:26Z")

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4 + 20 Stephen Stills

Taking a leak in Guam

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### Author: ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/343 "2014-04-17T02:24:27Z")

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> [@DChord568](#):
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> 4 + 20 Stephen Stills
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> Taking a leak in Guam

Territorial Pissings - Nirvana

Equal to the girth of a typical piece of masonry.

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/344 "2014-04-17T02:42:31Z")

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Thick as a Brick - Jethro Tull  
Swivel and Yell

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### Author: ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/345 "2014-04-17T02:46:44Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Thick as a Brick - Jethro Tull  
> Swivel and Yell

Twist And Shout - Beatles

Unconciousness Will Be Denied Up To The Time We Reach The Gowanus Canal.

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### Author: ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/346 "2014-04-17T02:46:51Z")

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No Sleep til Brooklyn, Beastie Boys

The Spectrum Linkage

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### Author: ![DChord568](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@DChord568](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DChord568)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/347 "2014-04-17T03:07:19Z")

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Rainbow Connection – Kermit  
Horse provender this evening

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### Author: ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/348 "2014-04-17T03:30:24Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Friday On My Mind - The Easybeats

Actually was thinking I Can’t Wait to Get Off Work, Tom Waits

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### Author: ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/349 "2014-04-17T03:55:29Z")

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> [@DChord568](#):
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> Horse provender this evening

Hey [sic] Tonight, CCR?

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### Author: ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/350 "2014-04-17T03:55:48Z")

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> [@DChord568](#):
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> Rainbow Connection – Kermit  
> Horse provender this evening

Hey (hay) Tonight by Creedence?  
Nearly a centuplicate increase of one math question.  
(Ninja’d! But I put up the only new puzzle.)

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### Author: ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/351 "2014-04-17T14:13:30Z")

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Closest thing I can think of is Never Ending Math Equation, Modest Mouse.

Assuming that’s right:

The Meat Cutters of a Dublin Suburb

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### Author: ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/352 "2014-04-17T14:18:02Z")

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\*\* It’s Not Rocket Surgery’s\*\* is actually 99 Problems by Jay-Z

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### Author: ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/353 "2014-04-17T14:53:46Z")

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> [@Ponch8](#):
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> \*\* It’s Not Rocket Surgery’s\*\* is actually 99 Problems by Jay-Z

That’s Correct!  
I don’t know **Nonsuch’s,** so it’s still in play:  
The Meat Cutters of a Dublin Suburb

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### Author: ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/354 "2014-04-17T19:14:59Z")

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Ashton Butcher? 😕

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### Author: ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/355 "2014-04-17T20:00:19Z")

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Since people seem to be drawing a blank, it’s Shankill Butchers, the Decemberists.

New clue:

Constables of Cosmic Justice

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### Author: ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/356 "2014-04-17T20:35:35Z")

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Karma Police - Radiohead  
Is That Not a Foot Strike to the Caput

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### Author: ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/357 "2014-04-17T21:28:20Z")

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Ain’t that Kick in the Head, Dino

Ain’t You Ever Chilled?

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/358 "2014-04-17T21:44:45Z")

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Have You Never Been Mellow? - Olivia Newton-John  
Assistance!

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### Author: ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/359 "2014-04-17T21:50:12Z")

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Help! - The Beatles  
Interstate Celebrity

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### Author: ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2014, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/360 "2014-04-17T22:18:48Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> Help! - The Beatles  
> Interstate Celebrity

Highway Star - Deep Purple  
How about a moratorium on Beatles songs? We’ve covered a lot of them already…

New one:  
The desire of myself is to obtain your desire.

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