# The Song Synonym Thread

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [March 9, 2014, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263 "2014-03-09T13:05:10Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/41 "2014-03-17T17:48:21Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> “Smudged Horizontals”

“Blurred Lines” by Robin Thicke

“I Remain Erect”

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### Author: ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/42 "2014-03-17T18:14:00Z")

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I’m Still Standing-Elton John

Solely the Benevolent Expire Chronologically Early

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/43 "2014-03-17T18:14:19Z")

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Only The Good Die Young - Billy Joel

“Canary Hoagy”

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2014, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/44 "2014-03-17T18:26:18Z")

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Yellow Submarine

Possessor of a Deserted Sentiment

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2014, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/45 "2014-03-17T18:39:02Z")

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Owner of a Lonely Heart - Yes

As a Tumbling Rock

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### Author: ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2014, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/46 "2014-03-17T18:44:49Z")

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Like a Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan

Fat F\*ck

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### Author: ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2014, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/47 "2014-03-18T03:56:11Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> “Once Bitten, Twice Shy” by Great White

[Nitpick]  
It was written and originally recorded by Ian Hunter.  
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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2014, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/48 "2014-03-18T21:42:15Z")

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> [@Soylent\_Juicy](#):
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> Fat F\*ck

Big Love - Fleetwood Mac (?), if so:

Canadian Flag Symbol Washcloth

(Purple Monkey Dishwasher) 😃

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### Author: ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2014, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/49 "2014-03-18T21:52:15Z")

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Maple Leaf Rag  
Do not contemplate a second time; it is pretty good.

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### Author: ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2014, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/50 "2014-03-18T22:17:44Z")

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> [@Ponch8](#):
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> Maple Leaf Rag
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> Do not contemplate a second time; it is pretty good.

Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright by Bob Dylan

Oversized Russian Plant, Redux

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### Author: ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2014, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/51 "2014-03-19T13:53:42Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> Big Love - Fleetwood Mac (?)

That too. I was thinking “Unskinny Bop” by Poison.

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### Author: ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2014, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/52 "2014-03-19T14:30:27Z")

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> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#):
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> Oversized Russian Plant, Redux

In the interest of moving this thread along, you have to know the song to understand the Russian reference, so:

Oversized Porcine Pest Plant, Redux

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2014, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/53 "2014-03-23T02:36:57Z")

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You’re killing me!  
(No, I KNOW that’s not the name)

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### Author: ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2014, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/54 "2014-03-23T06:06:27Z")

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[Return of the Giant Hogweed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDwyBWjfFaM)  
Next: Heroin-addicted buckaroo’s blues

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2014, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/55 "2014-03-23T14:12:34Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> Heroin-addicted buckaroo’s blues

Cowboy Junkies Lament - Townes Van Zandt (?); if so:

The Female Dog Has Returned

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### Author: ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2014, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/56 "2014-03-23T14:36:24Z")

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The Bitch Is Back - Elton John

Next: Enjoy! Enjoy! Enjoy!

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#### Post date: [March 23, 2014, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/57 "2014-03-23T16:06:37Z")

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Fun! Fun! Fun! - Beach Boys

Throw Thy Destiny Into The Breeze

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2014, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/58 "2014-03-25T22:41:00Z")

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Cast Your Fate to the Wind - Vince Guaraldi

I Reckon the Seigneur is Bound to the Five Boroughs

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### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [March 26, 2014, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/59 "2014-03-26T00:09:11Z")

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I Guess The Lord Must Be In New York City - Harry Nilsson

Botanicals on the Vertical Surface

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [March 26, 2014, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-song-synonym-thread/683263/60 "2014-03-26T03:44:49Z")

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Flowers on the Wall - The Statler Brothers

Daddy was one Charlie Watts

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