# The Songs of the boobies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2009, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778 "2009-10-06T04:07:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![StuffLikeThatThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc8723/32.png) [@StuffLikeThatThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StuffLikeThatThere)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778/21 "2009-10-06T16:52:24Z")
If you are enjoying boobie songs, you must not miss [The Boob Fairy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ctz5T7AHpc). ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778/22 "2009-10-06T17:12:47Z")
The version I learned was " . . . the bigger the better, the tighter the sweater the more the boys will lust" Scans better, no? Also, I rember a novelty song that Dr. Demento used to play called **Bounce Your Boobies** “Bounce your boobies, get into the swing Bounce your boobies, the swing is everything It makes no difference if they’re big or small as long as you \ give it your all” Does anyone esle admit to remembering that one? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778/23 "2009-10-06T17:15:36Z")
I believe that’s the work of **Rusty Warren** > **[Rusty Warren](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Warren)** > > Rusty Warren (born Ilene Goldman, March 20, 1930 – May 25, 2021) was an American comedian and singer, specializing in sex-related themes and such songs as "Bounce Your Boobies" and "Knockers Up!". > Warren was born in New York City in 1930 and adopted six months later by Helen and Herbert Goldman, a couple from Milton, Massachusetts, who named her Ilene Goldman. She graduated from Milton High School around 1948, studied piano at the New England Conservatory of Music, graduating around 1954. She sp... Yup: > **[Rusty Warren](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bounce_Your_Boobies)** > > Rusty Warren (born Ilene Goldman, March 20, 1930 – May 25, 2021) was an American comedian and singer, specializing in sex-related themes and such songs as "Bounce Your Boobies" and "Knockers Up!". > Warren was born in New York City in 1930 and adopted six months later by Helen and Herbert Goldman, a couple from Milton, Massachusetts, who named her Ilene Goldman. She graduated from Milton High School around 1948, studied piano at the New England Conservatory of Music, graduating around 1954. She sp... ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778/24 "2009-10-06T17:18:57Z")
That was quick, **Cal.** I’m not sure if I think you’re really good or really twisted:p ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778/25 "2009-10-06T17:44:28Z")
> [@](#): > > That was quick, Cal. I’m not sure if I think you’re really good or really twisted Both ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778/26 "2009-10-06T22:27:25Z")
The version I grew up with continued after “The bigger the better the tighter the sweater”: Soon I will be a 40D And all the boys will look at me! Hurray! Hurrah! Now I can wear a bra! ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778/27 "2009-10-08T20:12:08Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > I though for sure this thread was going to be about [this song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLDK-hXCmek). I just knew it was going to be [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPnHLhjZjuY) one. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778/28 "2009-10-09T00:10:24Z")
The version I know (first heard as an adult, fairly recently) went: I must I must I must increase my bust I will I will Give the boys a thrill ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778/29 "2009-10-09T00:20:46Z")
I remember hearing girls doing that “we must, we must” thing when I was in high school, back in the 1950s; it was accompanied by some sort of exercise that was supposed to accomplish the “increase our bust” thing but I don’t remember what it was. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778/30 "2009-10-09T01:05:06Z")
> [@](#): > > it was accompanied by some sort of exercise that was supposed to accomplish the “increase our bust” thing but I don’t remember what it was. That’s tragic. Think of what the world has lost through your begligence. we could have perhaps miles more of chest measurement, if you could only remember. ---
**Author:** ![Add99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/977dab/32.png) [@Add99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Add99)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778/31 "2009-10-09T02:04:15Z")
Chinese Japanese Dirty Knees Look at THESE! ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778/32 "2009-10-09T05:50:44Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > That’s tragic. Think of what the world has lost through your begligence. we could have perhaps miles more of chest measurement, if you could only remember. Well, a bad memory is one of the prices we pay for getting older. I’m sorry. But-----girls today don’t have to exercise to make their boobs bigger; all they gotta do is buy some. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778/33 "2009-10-10T16:15:06Z")
I must I must I must develop my bust The bigger the better The tighter the sweater The boys will like me all the better And so I must I must I must develop my bust \ ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778/34 "2009-10-10T17:33:49Z")
Wow. A whole thread, great boob songs, but no one here knows about the all time, uh, king of boob songs? Truly a masterpiece in a class by itself. Unfortunately I can’t find anything by the Ruth Wallis, who wrote and performed it, but [here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfXqnEoRCXc)’s a clip of a drag queen lip synching to Ruth’s recording. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778/35 "2009-10-11T05:44:25Z")
[Another boob song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf80jYNg8Og) ---
**Author:** ![MTRG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@MTRG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTRG)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778/36 "2009-10-12T18:35:43Z")
titty titty titty number one when I’m suckin titty I’m havin fun tittys round (oh yeah) tittys firm (oh yeah) makes my cock fill up with sperm. yoouuurrrr titty, ta titty, ta titty, ta titty, ta titty titty , titty, titty, number two when I’m sucking titty I’m thinking of you titty, titty, titty, number three when I’m sucking titty, your suckin me titty, titty, titty, number four when I’m sucking titty, you’re screaming for more titty, titty, titty, number five when I’m sucking titty , I’m feelin alive titty, titty, titty, number six when I’m sucking titty, she sucking dicks titty, titty, titty, number seven when I’m sucking titty, I’m in heaven titty, titty, titty, number eight when I’m sucking titty, she masterbates titty, titty, titty, number nine when I’m suckin titty, she’s feeling fine titty, titty, titty, number ten when I’m sucking titty, let’s do it again ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778/37 "2009-10-12T18:38:42Z")
To the tune of Glow Worm Grow little boobies Bigger, bigger I want to have a better figure I want to look like Marilyn Monroe - So grow little boobies grow! Thre were probably more verses. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-songs-of-the-boobies/512778.md?page=1)