# The sounds that get you flying out of bed the fastest

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sounds-that-get-you-flying-out-of-bed-the-fastest/984914>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 2, 2023, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sounds-that-get-you-flying-out-of-bed-the-fastest/984914 "2023-06-02T14:05:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
**Showing post:** 15

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2023, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sounds-that-get-you-flying-out-of-bed-the-fastest/984914/15 "2023-06-02T16:24:54Z")

</div>

[“Wait – I think I hear the kid/s!”](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-what-the-benefits-are-of-not-having-children/686176/95)

Originally posted by **Sleel** :

> Babies seem to have a sixth sense about when parents are potentially creating a competitor for love, affection, and access to all that lovely-lovely lactation, and they react by screaming. Usually at exactly the point where either of you least wants to hear screaming. If there’s anything more boner-killing than seeing your wife leap off the end of your dick like it’s a cattle prod, and run into the bedroom to take care of the baby, I **really** don’t want to know about it.

One of the many reasons I don’t feel so bad about being _ohne kinder_.

---

_[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sounds-that-get-you-flying-out-of-bed-the-fastest/984914)._