# The Spoiler Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 29, 2012, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422 "2012-05-29T07:04:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mister\_nyx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@mister\_nyx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mister_nyx)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/1 "2012-05-29T07:04:58Z")
Jeff Winger is Harry Potter’s father. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/2 "2012-05-29T07:21:07Z")
It’s a cookbook. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/3 "2012-05-29T07:27:35Z")
It’s the name of a sled he had as a child. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/4 "2012-05-29T08:11:07Z")
The girl gets thrown out of the spaceship. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/5 "2012-05-29T08:24:22Z")
Soylent Green is people. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/6 "2012-05-29T09:04:05Z")
She’s her sister and her daughter. ---
**Author:** ![SunSandSuffering](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@SunSandSuffering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunSandSuffering)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/7 "2012-05-29T09:13:55Z")
Bruce Willis died at the beginning and was a ghost all along. ---
**Author:** ![SunSandSuffering](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@SunSandSuffering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunSandSuffering)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/8 "2012-05-29T09:15:09Z")
It’s just future Earth, not an alien planet populated by apes. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/9 "2012-05-29T09:27:08Z")
Tyler is the narrator’s own id, hallucinated. ---
**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/10 "2012-05-29T09:27:32Z")
It was him all along. ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/11 "2012-05-29T09:51:06Z")
Tyrion kills Tywin. In the Privy. With a sword to the gut. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/12 "2012-05-29T10:25:48Z")
Sherlock Holmes didn’t die at the Riechenbach Falls. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/13 "2012-05-29T11:39:29Z")
Norman is pretending to be his mother. She’s been dead a long time. ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/14 "2012-05-29T11:42:26Z")
Luke and Leia thought they were twins, but actually they were triplets. That scene from STAR WARS III is to be re-edited when they release STAR WARS VII and unveil the third sibling (also powerful in the force) named Larry. Larry has been working with a guy named Moe and Hey, I just wanted to note that the OP was NOT a real plot device, unlike all those that have followed. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/15 "2012-05-29T12:40:52Z")
IT \* WAS \* THE \* DUKES! Frodo lives! He really doesn’t walk that way. The ex place kicker for the Miami Dolphins is a cross dresser. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/16 "2012-05-29T15:26:11Z")
His/her twin has actually been dead for a long time and guilt is causing him/her to pretend he/she is still alive. ---
**Author:** ![Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barkis_is_Willin)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/17 "2012-05-29T15:27:41Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > Tyrion kills Tywin. In the Privy. With a sword to the gut. Crossbow, wasn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/18 "2012-05-29T15:31:57Z")
It was a corrupt developer dressed up as a ghost to scare everyone away. And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids! ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/19 "2012-05-29T15:35:06Z")
Sephiroth was already dead and it was all Jenova. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/20 "2012-05-29T15:37:50Z")
Old Yeller gets shot at the end. Shane doesn’t come back. Schindler frees the Jews. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422.md?page=2)