# The Spoiler Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 29, 2012, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422 "2012-05-29T07:04:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/21 "2012-05-29T15:48:14Z")
He gets saved. Everybody else dies, though. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/22 "2012-05-29T16:03:28Z")
Veda shot Monty. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/23 "2012-05-29T16:26:44Z")
The chick was a dude. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/24 "2012-05-29T16:49:16Z")
He’s not left-handed either. ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/25 "2012-05-29T16:52:20Z")
Ras al Ghul has been resurrected via the Lazarus Pit and is revealed to be the mastermind villain, in a role reprised by Liam Neeson, in The Dark Knight Rises. A younger actor will play Ras in a flashback. ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/26 "2012-05-29T16:56:40Z")
Lola is a man in drag. It turns out, ultimately, it is _Slim_ you don’t want to mess around with. Amos Moses killed the sheriff and hid his corpse in a gator infested swamp. The singer reveals that she was the one who killed Andy and that she had also previously killed her promiscuous sister-in-law and disposed of her body. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/27 "2012-05-29T16:56:55Z")
Rocky loses the title fight. Rocky wins the rematch. Rocky loses the title but wins the rematch. Rocky beats Communism. Rocky wins a street fight. The champ beats Rocky. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/28 "2012-05-29T16:57:55Z")
The cyborg from the future gets crushed by a huge press machine. The other cyborg from the future gets melted in a molten vat. The ugly alien hunter gets crushed by a giant tree, then blown up with its own nuclear device. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/29 "2012-05-29T17:10:39Z")
When Jesus resurrected, he looked down at himself, saw the still-extant sword injury, screamed “What the fuck!?!” and fainted. The dad was right: Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the bridge because he was a damned fool. ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/30 "2012-05-29T19:02:16Z")
It was Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory, with the revolver. ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/31 "2012-05-29T19:08:33Z")
He was a toon all along. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/32 "2012-05-29T19:23:14Z")
The narrator was the murderer. He glossed over a few things he did, but never actually lied to readers. One of the victims (the sixth) was actually the murderer and faked his own death. All of the suspects were in on it together. The third victim’s brother was the killer. He killed the others to hide his motive. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/33 "2012-05-29T19:30:24Z")
Hockney stole the truck. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/34 "2012-05-29T19:31:18Z")
The boat sinks. ---
**Author:** ![BlinkingDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eada6e/32.png) [@BlinkingDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlinkingDuck)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/35 "2012-05-29T19:32:18Z")
The Krell shouldn’t have built the machine to make matter out of thought as the Krell have a subconcious which causes problems. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/36 "2012-05-29T19:49:37Z")
The jewel was in her pocket all along! ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/37 "2012-05-29T19:50:45Z")
Oh, and the guy with the big sword in the market? Indy just shoots him. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/38 "2012-05-29T19:58:36Z")
Rocky loses; but it’s really a win, for reasons only the testosterone-addled understand. Fred decides he can surely out-think the stock market, quickly betting himself into homelessness on “junk bonds.” Velma finds him dirty and crack-addicted, cleans him up and marries him, only to have a washed-up Daphne beg for the job of housekeeper in their Madison Avenue home, where the two sleep together behind Velma’s back. Velma finds out when their love-child is fourteen years old. . . and something about being Governor. . . ---
**Author:** ![BwanaBob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bwanabob/32/2985_2.png) [@BwanaBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BwanaBob)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/39 "2012-05-29T20:06:24Z")
I threw those pies - heh heh heh heh heh heh… Points to whoever gets this one. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/40 "2012-05-29T21:35:47Z")
He’s actually dead. And only that freaked out kid can see him. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422.md?page=3)