# The Spoiler Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 29, 2012, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422 "2012-05-29T07:04:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/41 "2012-05-29T21:42:49Z")
Spock dies. Scrappy-Doo was the real villain. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/42 "2012-05-29T21:52:47Z")
We ARE smart. The explosion he caused almost a billion years ago is what started life on Earth in the first place. Spock lives. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/43 "2012-05-29T21:54:17Z")
She made a pie out of poo. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/44 "2012-05-29T22:00:09Z")
It was only decades later, after her death, that they found out Eleanor was actually a woman. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/45 "2012-05-29T22:07:55Z")
The cops ate the evidence of the murder. (secret’s in the sauce) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/46 "2012-05-29T22:12:29Z")
Baltimore gets nuked, but everyone gets to go see football in Washington at the end. ---
**Author:** ![Rain\_Soaked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rain\_Soaked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rain_Soaked)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/47 "2012-05-29T22:23:03Z")
In the end, the mouse wants yet another cookie. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/48 "2012-05-29T22:23:23Z")
The falcon’s a fake. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/49 "2012-05-29T22:26:20Z")
The mouse got stupid again and then died. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/50 "2012-05-29T22:44:41Z")
He already killed John G. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/51 "2012-05-29T23:24:46Z")
Marty gets his future parents to kiss, thereby ensuring his existence and those of his brother and sister. He inspires the growth of rock 'n roll. George becomes a best-selling science fiction writer. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/52 "2012-05-29T23:30:36Z")
The meat is Eddie. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/53 "2012-05-29T23:38:09Z")
The alien horde is repelled by germs. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/54 "2012-05-29T23:56:11Z")
Soylent Green is hydrolyzed vegetable protein, corn syrup solids, onion powder, turmeric, maltodextrin, and artificial color. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/55 "2012-05-30T00:05:56Z")
Jenny dies, and Oliver finally understands the meaning of “love means never having to say you’re sorry.” Oh wait. He told us that in the prologue. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/56 "2012-05-30T00:22:10Z")
It wasn’t that guy after all. It was……the other guy. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/57 "2012-05-30T00:37:48Z")
She loves him. He knows. She has always depended on the kindness of strangers. In the first place, her name isn’t Eve Harrington. Her real name is Gertrude Slojinski, and she is no war widow, no orphan, no follower of Margo’s tour. Before meeting Margo, she had been paid to leave town over her affair with her boss, a brewer in Wisconsin. He used her to PROCURE for him! He used to use his mother, until she got too old. They PROCURED for him! (And then, they ate him like a pack of wild animals!) She’s guilty! She’d been telling herself that since the night she heard the child say it. She lay in bed night after night praying that it wasn’t true. But she knew about it then. It was there. She don’t know how, she don’t know why. But she did love her! She did love her! She rented her plans to marry. (And then she hanged herself.) ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/58 "2012-05-30T00:52:31Z")
Your cable didn’t go out, Tony’s dead. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/59 "2012-05-30T02:04:04Z")
Christian Bale’s character has a twin brother. ---
**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/60 "2012-05-30T04:38:07Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Jenny dies, and Oliver finally understands the meaning of “love means never having to say you’re sorry.” > > Oh wait. He told us that in the prologue. > > Carry on. Someone later tells him, “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422.md?page=4)