# The Spoiler Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 29, 2012, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422 "2012-05-29T07:04:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/61 "2012-05-30T05:36:52Z")
He did it thirty five minutes ago. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/62 "2012-05-30T05:48:04Z")
John Wayne shot Liberty Valance ---
**Author:** ![sisu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@sisu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sisu)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/63 "2012-05-30T06:36:01Z")
She marries him ---
**Author:** ![boozilu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@boozilu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boozilu)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/64 "2012-05-30T11:33:24Z")
The glass slipper fits her. She can be woken with a kiss. So can the other one. He’s not really a prince. It was all a misunderstanding. She made it up! ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/65 "2012-05-30T11:40:23Z")
Kirk Douglas is the real Spartacus. Anybody on the planet not know that? ---
**Author:** ![boozilu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@boozilu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boozilu)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/66 "2012-05-30T14:15:07Z")
That’s no moon! ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/67 "2012-05-30T14:18:56Z")
It turned out that the tiny space aliens bedeviling Agnes Moorehead were actually astronauts from Earth. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/68 "2012-05-30T14:19:49Z")
> [@SunSandSuffering](#): > > Bruce Willis died at the beginning and was a ghost all along. You bastard! Now I’ll never be able to watch DIE HARD unspoiled! ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/69 "2012-05-30T14:20:19Z")
I left the milk out last night. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/70 "2012-05-30T14:20:58Z")
There’s no illusion; he actually has a machine that lets him teleport. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/71 "2012-05-30T14:22:28Z")
You weren’t supposed to \*help \*her. You’re damn right Col. Jessup ordered the code red. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/72 "2012-05-30T14:46:40Z")
Donnie dies when a jet engine falls on him. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/73 "2012-05-30T14:59:47Z")
Someone left the cake out in the rain. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/74 "2012-05-30T15:02:14Z")
My car has an aerodynamic device to deflect unfavorable air movement across the rear. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/75 "2012-05-30T15:07:37Z")
It’s not you, it’s your kids! ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/76 "2012-05-30T15:17:20Z")
Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze. …or Keyser Soze is Verbal Kint. …or there is no Keyser Soze. …or there is no Verbal Kint. In any case, everything you just heard and saw didn’t happen. …or did it? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/77 "2012-05-30T15:29:39Z")
Bobby’s alive, it was all a dream. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/78 "2012-05-30T15:38:12Z")
Ralph Nader in the 2000 Presidential election. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/79 "2012-05-30T15:38:58Z")
It’s only Elmo. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/80 "2012-05-30T15:40:03Z")
Joan was the one who took the master tapes for “A Season in Hell.” It turns out, though, that Eddie didn’t die in that car wreck. He’d just been in hiding for all those years. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422.md?page=5)