# The Spoiler Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 29, 2012, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422 "2012-05-29T07:04:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/101 "2012-05-31T02:20:01Z")
The little girl never ages. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/102 "2012-05-31T03:12:16Z")
The Deltas all get expelled, but before leaving campus, they disrupt the homecoming parade. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/103 "2012-05-31T04:08:53Z")
Nobody kills him. He lives. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/104 "2012-05-31T04:32:01Z")
Rick sends Ilsa off with her husband and Lois shoots Strasser. Rick and Lois take off to join the Foreign Legion. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/105 "2012-05-31T04:55:33Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > NO! I’M Spartacus!! Well, you don’t _look_ like Spartacus! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/106 "2012-05-31T12:43:21Z")
Spicoli passed. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/107 "2012-05-31T13:54:38Z")
The Kid gets the BB gun but he almost shoots his eye out with it. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/108 "2012-05-31T13:58:41Z")
The beloved animal gets shot and dies. ---
**Author:** ![boozilu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@boozilu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boozilu)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/109 "2012-05-31T22:55:01Z")
He’s only “mostly” dead ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/110 "2012-06-01T18:43:17Z")
Just after the criminal finishes explaining to the cowering hero how he has defeated the hero and is now about to off him, something distracts him just long enough for the hero to disarm him and capture him. But then something distracts the hero and the criminal breaks away and almost escapes, but then he meets his doom from an unexpected circumstance. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/111 "2012-06-01T18:55:15Z")
Did I miss the one where Dil has a penis? Well, he does. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422/112 "2012-06-01T19:54:04Z")
> [@Wargamer](#): > > Did I miss the one where Dil has a penis? Yup, post 23. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spoiler-thread/623422.md?page=5)