# The Spring into Spring MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [March 2, 2015, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995 "2015-03-02T06:55:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/221 "2015-03-06T20:14:59Z")

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But the note won’t keep me from getting drowsy all afternoon, which is what I’m trying to avoid.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/222 "2015-03-06T20:33:55Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> But the note won’t keep me from getting drowsy all afternoon, which is what I’m trying to avoid.

Fine. Cowboy up and suffer, already.  
:dubious:

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/223 "2015-03-06T20:38:36Z")

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The woman I worked under at the Library, upon noting that her pain medication bore the warning, “Use of alcohol or marijuana may increase the effectiveness of this drug”, exclaimed, “Hey! I’ve got anote from my Doctor!” 🙂

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/224 "2015-03-06T21:40:17Z")

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Speaking of drugs, I’ve been wrestling with the new computer again and now I’m trying to de-headache myself by taking pills and drinking a Dr Pepper (which has caffeine in it and I heard that can be a painkiller.) Wish I had more coffee. Or, after all that stress, I wonder if alcohol or marijuana will increase the effectiveness of my pills or Dr Pepper. 😛

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/225 "2015-03-06T21:52:20Z")

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Finally heard from the surgeon, he has been waiting to hear from the cardiologist. So now the surgeon is going to call the cardiologist and get back to me about the surgery,

I said no hurry on this, I am not looking forward to being gutted like a fish.  
The first available date they have is April 15th.  
Surgery on Tax Day, get all the misery over with at the same time.  
We will see,

Snow is melting.  
Sah-dog did a walkabout in the back yard.  
I was afraid he’d get stuck and I’d have to go get him but he did pretty well.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/226 "2015-03-06T21:57:00Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> Speaking of drugs, I’ve been wrestling with the new computer again and now I’m trying to de-headache myself by taking pills and drinking a Dr Pepper (which has caffeine in it and I heard that can be a painkiller.) Wish I had more coffee. Or, after all that stress, I wonder if alcohol or marijuana will increase the effectiveness of my pills or Dr Pepper. 😛

IANAD, but in my exhaustive experience, alcohol does reduce pain.  
Do Not Try This at Home, We Are Not Responsible for Shit, No Animals were Killed, Injured or Intoxicated During this Post.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/227 "2015-03-06T22:19:28Z")

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Alcohol may reduce pain, but when you sober up, those bruises can still hurt.  
…why no, I don’t know how I learned that… 😉

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/228 "2015-03-06T23:11:31Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> Alcohol may reduce pain, but when you sober up, those bruises can still hurt.

A very good and important point.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/229 "2015-03-06T23:25:40Z")

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3 sugar binges today, when I promised myself I’d only indulge in 2. Oh well.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/230 "2015-03-06T23:42:07Z")

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We went to Salsa’s for supper, because I didn’t feel like cooking and I had a hankerin’ for their shrimp and rice. I’s now stuffded and I’m glad to be home. Gonna bundle up in an afghan and crochet the night away… till it’s time for Percocet and beddy-bye. I’m gonna try to make it till 9. We shall see.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/231 "2015-03-06T23:57:46Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> till it’s time for Percocet and beddy-bye. I’m gonna try to make it till 9. We shall see.

Come to the Dark Side!  
We have prescription drugs! 🙂

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/232 "2015-03-07T00:01:12Z")

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I think I’ll go to the recliner side for now.

_ **MWAH!** _

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/233 "2015-03-07T01:17:23Z")

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Had my favorite birthday dinner — meatloaf with Mexican corn with a little wing sauce mixed in. Now sitting back for a food coma and a cigar so big Swampykins would faint. Life is good.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/234 "2015-03-07T01:27:09Z")

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Swampykins?

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/235 "2015-03-07T01:40:27Z")

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Howdy Y’all! Home from fish 'n chips over to the church house. Actually home from irk and that. A good time was had by all. As I figured, a few more people showed up than signed up but it was all good cause da bear planned for that very thing.

I shall return in the mornin’ to get my outdoor cooker. I’s tahrd and didn’t feel like dealin’ with it tonight. I shall betake myself to beddy bye shortly.

Nitey Nite Y’all!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/236 "2015-03-07T02:00:08Z")

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Swampykins?

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**Author:** ![Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emtar_KronJonDerSohn)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/237 "2015-03-07T02:00:50Z")

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Today I came in to work and opened my locker. My computer was gone. Wtfxorzlollololzzz?! Right? It’s not especially valuable, everyone has one, it’s all proprietary software, you can’t just hawk it for blow, and If someone lost theirs and tried using mine it would be easy to find on the network.

In my peripheral a noticed some writing. It was familiar. It was my name. It was written on my locker. I was not in my locker.

Rather than opening my locker, I entered my combination into another random locker. It clicked open. I tried another. It opened.

There are 160 lockers lined up in a grid with individual padlocks on them and they apparently all have the same combination. Wtfxorzlollolwut? Right?

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/238 "2015-03-07T02:33:04Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Swampykins?

Old thread; long ago in a universe far far away.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/239 "2015-03-07T02:39:28Z")

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**Emtar KronJonDerSohn** - Wow, that’s weird. But I guess your computer wasn’t gone after all?

I want to make cupcakes, but I don’t really have anyone to make them for but my family, and I don’t think we could eat them all ourselves. Maybe I should throw a party, just for an excuse to make cupcakes.

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/240 "2015-03-07T02:43:31Z")

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> [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](#):
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> Today I came in to work and opened my locker. My computer was gone. Wtfxorzlollololzzz?! Right? It’s not especially valuable, everyone has one, it’s all proprietary software, you can’t just hawk it for blow, and If someone lost theirs and tried using mine it would be easy to find on the network.
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> In my peripheral a noticed some writing. It was familiar. It was my name. It was written on my locker. I was not in my locker.
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> Rather than opening my locker, I entered my combination into another random locker. It clicked open. I tried another. It opened.
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> There are 160 lockers lined up in a grid with individual padlocks on them and they apparently all have the same combination. Wtfxorzlollolwut? Right?

That’s a bit unsettling. Definitely don’t keep anything actually valuable in your locker, let management know, and DON’T spread word around unnecessarily.

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