# The Story Time MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [November 12, 2012, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-story-time-mmp/640760 "2012-11-12T05:37:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 401
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-story-time-mmp/640760/401 "2012-11-18T23:29:53Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Today I have deheathenated, been to the sto’, had **N.O.L.** at the Chinese [del]hog trough[/del] buffet place, cleaned, torn and placed collard greens in biiiiiiiiiiiig ziplock bags for cookin’ Wednesday, made two iron skillets of cornbread to be turned into cornbread dressin’, washed, dried and put away a load of dainties and even managed a little nappage. I feel so productive! Mmmm, collards. > [@VunderBob](#): > > I managed to find a customer service number for FedEx, so I called to give them an earful. The response, paraphrased but not by much, was\* We revised the schedule to show delivery would be on the 17th, and it was. Not looking out the window is your problem, so bugger off.\* Oh please, please, please let this be an opportunity for one of your Trademarked Poison Pen Letters! I would so love to read your TPPL regarding the safety of prescription drugs in their care and the risk of death to the deliveree and so on. :D:D:D There’s a herd of elephants visiting upstairs. I’m debating whether I want to fritter away my evening playing games or crocheting. I’m in a crotchety mood, so I think I’ll hit the needles. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-story-time-mmp/640760)._