# The Straighdope Virtual Halloween Party **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763 "2003-09-25T15:17:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/21 "2003-09-26T01:08:30Z")
I’m the guy hanging around the game room waiting for anyone will to play a game and willing to put up a little cash. Name your poisen, pool, darts, poker, cribbage. If things are slow in there I’ll go hang around bonfire and make my campfire fajitas. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/22 "2003-09-26T02:32:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*1. PIRATE! > 2. Back porch/yard. Kind of chilly, but the bon fire is neat. > 3. Chatting up **vanilla** , **angua** , **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** , **vivalostwages** , **Jaade** , **Super Gnat** , **Baker** , and various other Doper Babes™. Having a great conversation, btw! **Polycarp** is telling jokes and **Esprix** is explaining the advantages of tape floss. \*\* Darn, you got me with a vanity search. 😉 When ya headed this way to chat me up? ~grins~ ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/23 "2003-09-26T03:05:20Z")
Well, at least you’ll have your caterpie soon, Obs…I have to wait till March for BabyMetal to make his/her arrival. We’re supposed to find out at the next sonogram (tenatively scheduled for Oct 21) if it’s a boy or girl. Mmm…did somebody mention fajitas? WHERE? waddles off carrying a bottle of St.Pauli Girl, the faux beer of choice, in search of fajitas topped with melted marshmellows, sour cream and raspberry vinagrette dressing… MetalMaven ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/24 "2003-09-26T03:50:10Z")
I’m going for Antique Baddies, and dressed as a Highwayman. Well, a highwaywoman. Knee breeches, vest, waistcoat, frilly shirt with lace cravat, and three-cornered cocked hat. Oh, and don’t forget the brace of flintlock pistols (unloaded, of course!), and the sword sheathed at my side. I’m rather fond of first producing pistols, then producing rapier, and saying “Stand and deliver!” when I want another drink… I’m on an upstairs balcony making out with **Gunslinger** because I’m too shy to talk to anybody I don’t already know - except to accost them at arms and demand candy and drink. ---
**Author:** ![Nvme77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Nvme77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nvme77)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/25 "2003-09-26T05:21:39Z")
Hey everybody, I brought some Jager and some Cuervo!! I’m dressed as a Fem-Bot with my own little bottle of Krug. Can I invite my totally equally cool and hot friend as well? She dressed up as Sally Bowles! ---
**Author:** ![dctaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@dctaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dctaz)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/26 "2003-09-26T06:27:00Z")
me and the SO come in as ghostbusters…looking for the staypuff marshmellow man to shoot with our silly string proton packs (he is actually building these as it is really our costume for this haloween) after stringing the staypuff marshmellow, we head for the beer, and really start rocking at this party, kinda like NYC at the end fo the movie 😉 Taz ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/27 "2003-09-26T09:27:46Z")
Okay, now i’m trying to russle up more people for a poker game with **Racer72** ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/28 "2003-09-26T12:55:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by garius \* > \*\*Okay, now i’m trying to russle up more people for a poker game with **Racer72** \*\* [Slurred] “Are you shtill hear? Who invited you anyway?” -Pokes Garius in the chest, then hugs him- “It’s you and me mate, screw the bastards” [/Slurred] Sorry, I’ve found my way into \*\* Nvme77’s\*\* Jager -staggers while walking across room, trys to make it look like I’m dancing- ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/29 "2003-09-26T13:38:56Z")
\ anyone wanna play Poker theresh a [sub]bloody hell a fembot[/sub] \ ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/30 "2003-09-26T14:47:30Z")
Not dressed at all figuring that while everyone is laughing and pointing at my rather small appendage they will ignore the fact that a 1920s style death ray is clamped between my ass cheeks and any minute now I’m gonna zap the lot of you with the exception of the most comely wench in the place. She will be EVER so grateful that I spared her that the rest of the evening will be spent showing her gratitude 😉 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/31 "2003-09-26T16:04:48Z")
don’t have much money this year, so will be dressed as Ann Coulter since I look a bit like her (not as pretty though). What room? Upstairs! Doing? Looking out windows, drinking Kahlua! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/32 "2003-09-26T16:23:32Z")
[looks in back door from porch…] Hmmm… I coulda swore I justsaw **vanilla** in her bunny suit… [looks at naked guy] I guess it’s colder than I thought… [notices hooker character at bar] I didn’t know my ex was invited… [with empty glass, comes back inside to find more liquor and see who I’ve missed so far] ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/33 "2003-09-26T17:28:58Z")
\>“Accidentally” drops some change and points the naked guy in Ann Coulter’s direction as she bends over to help pick up the coins. Grabs another Jager and gets camera ready\< ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/34 "2003-09-26T17:40:05Z")
I take it being a pirate _and_ having a 1920’s style Death Ray is right out … 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/35 "2003-09-26T17:43:24Z")
I’m in the kitchen making some hors d’ ouerves. Did I spell that right? The Sam Adams is getting to me. _Burp!_ Darn, I don’t want **NoClueBoy** to hear that on the back porch, he wouldn’t call me a Doper babe anymore! Ah, they’re coming out of the oven now, little Greek inspired things, filo pastry wrapped around a mix of spinach and feta cheese. I’m wearing a costume based on a party I went to years ago “Come as your favorite saint.” See, I’m wearing a halo, with doggy ears and a mini-keg around my neck. St. Bernard of course! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/36 "2003-09-26T17:43:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjimm \* > \*\*Dressed up as Satan, snorting a huge line of coke out of **His4Ever’s** ass-crack. > > Did I say that out loud? \*\* You’re a Sabres fan? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/37 "2003-09-26T18:19:30Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **NoClueBoy** _ > > … **Esprix** is explaining the advantages of tape floss. 😕 What the hell is tape floss? Anywho, on to the party. I’m dressed in my Psi Cop uniform (from _Babylon 5_), I’m in the conservatory, and I used the candlestick… er, I mean, I’m flirting shamelessly with **matt\_mcl** and **Potter** while entertaining all the queer Dopers with amusing anecdotes. 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![White\_Ink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@White\_Ink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Ink)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/38 "2003-09-26T20:18:17Z")
OMG, **RTFirelfy** you owe me a new keyboard, this one is covered in pop. I think I’ll go as Bridezilla in honor of all my bestest buds last year, this year and next year. ROAR. I’ll be outside, cause this lizard head is hot! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/39 "2003-09-26T22:26:26Z")
I’d probably be dressed as a Tal Shiar officer from Star Trek and hiding somewhere in the corner, unsure whether I want **NinetyWt** to find me or not. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/40 "2003-09-26T22:35:34Z")
Refilling my punch I find my way to the snack area and just stand there and nibble at whatever looks good, talking to whoever wanders by. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763.md?page=3)