# The Straighdope Virtual Halloween Party **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763 "2003-09-25T15:17:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/41 "2003-09-26T23:04:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Obsidian Flutterby \* > \*\*and nibble at whatever looks good, \*\* Hmmmm … … reckon any of the DopeFellas are magickly babe-alicious? (licking lips) ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/42 "2003-09-26T23:24:47Z")
_grins revealing the fangs again_ I think so… I wouldn’t mind nibbling on matt\_mcl but of course he’s out of my running… ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Angel\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_Heart)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/43 "2003-09-26T23:36:44Z")
I’m dressed as a punk cheerleader with my skirt taped up to a rather inappropriate level and rude team name on my sweater. I’m on my 6th Madras already, and I’m just getting started. \*starts shamelessly (and drunkenly) flirting with any and all straight male Dopers. ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/44 "2003-09-27T03:23:25Z")
:The door slowly swings open, hinges purposefully creaking to add atmosphere to what is supposed to be a creepy night. A draft of chilly air slinks through the house, caressing those it passes with an invisible hand. Spines tingle. Goosebumps erupt on the skin. From out of the gloom beyond the door steps a young woman dressed in the most terrifying costume imaginable. The mind boggles at the concept. Can it really be? How could she even think of outfitting herself in such a manner? Why, it’s shameless. It’s horrifying. It’s a… butterfly costume. A black outfit with iridescent green and blue wings. Long dark brown hair is braided into pigtails high up on either side of her head to act as her antennae. She steps inside and pushes the door closed behind herself. A sweet smile graces her visage as she murmurs to herself, “No one ever suspects the butterfly.” After glancing around and realizing she doesn’t know anyone here, she makes her way into the living room.: ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/45 "2003-09-27T03:31:58Z")
You had me scared there for a minute! I thought you were going to be an IRS agent! ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/46 "2003-09-27T03:38:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Baker \* > \*\*You had me scared there for a minute! I thought you were going to be an IRS agent! \*\* Not a bad idea. I wish I had thought about it. 😃 But I was going for humor, not stomach-churning, sweat-inducing, nerve-wracking, heart-palpitating terror. ---
**Author:** ![Nvme77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Nvme77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nvme77)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/47 "2003-09-27T04:54:13Z")
Lets dance people!!! Where’s your music!! Any requests? ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/48 "2003-09-27T05:06:23Z")
“Whisky in the Jar!” It goes with my outfit. ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/49 "2003-09-27T11:15:09Z")
heh, I don’t need a costume! 😉 I’ll be in godknows what room, extremely drunk and telling mortuary stories… average day really… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/50 "2003-09-27T16:43:27Z")
I will be dress in an all black suit whit a black hat and black gloves. I’ll be in the library looking for two smally boys. I’ll have images of the boys tattooed on the palms of my hands. I am Mr. Dark, of Cougar and Dark’s traveling Circus. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763/51 "2003-09-27T16:45:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ponder Stibbons \* > \*\*I take it being a pirate _and_ having a 1920’s style Death Ray is right out … 😉 \*\* Hey!! I’m the one with the death ray right between the cheeks of my ass…you want some? death ray I mean not my ass [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straighdope-virtual-halloween-party/203763.md?page=2)