It’s true - I have just unveiled my secret identity! I am overcome with regret, or something.
All stalkers! You will face my wrath!
[sub]Although, if you are cute and female, we might be able to work something out.[/sub]
Having a hard time getting my profile linked right 
but I just wanted to say that my husband is from the same town as TheOnlySaneOne! And he knew lots of kids who went to your high school (back in the mid-nineties), and I once saw a play there. All kinds of coolness from the Facebook.
OK, try this link, maybe it will work. If not, well, there’s not much to see there anyway…
If you click on my account, it will give you a link to use if you want to show off your profile.