# The Straight Dope Banned Band!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-banned-band/89393>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 24, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-banned-band/89393 "2001-10-24T21:16:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-banned-band/89393/41 "2001-11-03T06:58:38Z")

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Well, if Elvis ISN’T going to split his seams, than what’s the point in standing behind him?! I’ll sing lead on his breaks, okay? Hey, quit laughing! You haven’t even heard me yet!

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