# The Straight Dope Bar Fight **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 2, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776 "2000-08-02T00:48:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/181 "2000-08-02T12:44:13Z")
we’re fighting over words that end in -GRY ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/182 "2000-08-02T12:46:15Z")
Yeah. And Globe-Trotter here looks mighty **toss_gry_** to me 😃 _hurls GT at the window and misses it by, oh, 6 meters_ Ouch!! That was a brand new pool table! ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/183 "2000-08-02T12:48:15Z")
:picks up cue and heads for Coldie’s butt: Say your prayers, Clog Boy! ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/184 "2000-08-02T12:49:51Z")
Goddamned smilies. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/185 "2000-08-02T12:52:47Z")
You wanna stick that cue WHERE?? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/186 "2000-08-02T12:54:34Z")
dont act like you dont like it clog boy! where’s the bar-man?? ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/187 "2000-08-02T12:55:10Z")
Geeze, Clog Boy, you weren’t complaining last night! ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/188 "2000-08-02T12:59:10Z")
I had a dream last nite… Dublin will never be the same after you two invade 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/189 "2000-08-02T13:09:01Z")
Sue, Lets just say me, Yojimbo and Ruadh will be keeping them well away from the Pool halls… ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/190 "2000-08-02T13:11:54Z")
Ha! You guys ain’t seen anything yet. It’s time somebody opened up a can of whup-ass around here. - Pulls out a can labeled WHUP-ASS \* Anybody got a can opener? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/191 "2000-08-02T13:12:14Z")
We’re not gonna play pool anyway. I’m only going to Dublin for the beer. Now, where were we? _pulls cue out of his ass_ Sheesh, what a waste. Wimmins don’t know the value of a good cue. _smashes the dirty cue on Larrigans head_ There ya go, Paddy. Just because I felt like doing it 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/192 "2000-08-02T13:20:16Z")
I feel ill now… \*pukes on Coldies Klompen How do ya likes them apples, eh?? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/193 "2000-08-02T13:21:20Z")
_ka-ching, ka-ching__pushes doors open and confidently steps through_ _fires gun into air, everyone turns and stares_ This here bar ain’t big enough for the 8,142 of us. I’m callin’ y’all out. Who wants some?!? ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/194 "2000-08-02T13:22:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Myrr21 \* > > \*\*Hmm, looks like I better stay outta the middle of this one… > > > > ::ducks outta the way, slushee in hand, looking for Audrey again:: \*\* > > Over here, Myrr!! Is that a strawberry slushee I see? > > ::evil grin:: > > Here, Myrr, you have something on your shirt… > > ::twirls Myrr around and dribbles cold slushee down the inside of his shirt:: > > ::runs:: WOO HOO!!! \*\* - Yeeeeooowwwww!! \* ::gives chase, armed with remains of slushee and three half-melted ice cubes:: ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/195 "2000-08-02T13:26:08Z")
\*\* throws can of WHUP-ASS at ChrisP One, hitting him in the hand and causing him to drop the air-rifle \*\* \*\* does a backflip onto the pool table and bring out his trusty whip \*\* Wwwwsssshhh CRACK Bring it on! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/196 "2000-08-02T13:29:34Z")
Oh shit, he’s got a whip. Trion, be prepared to be harassed by Globe-trotter. She’s an S&M chick. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/197 "2000-08-02T13:32:56Z")
… 'cept that _I’m_ the one who uses the whip. _grins sadistically_ Hey, I need a drink! What do I have to do to get a little service around here? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/198 "2000-08-02T13:35:24Z")
_moves with lightning quick reflexs, puts Trion in police hold, gives him an atomic wedgie, and pushes him to the floor_ How ya like them apples? ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/199 "2000-08-02T13:37:56Z")
Good morning everyone…Yikes!! Watch out what you are doing with that whip GT!! Geeze! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/200 "2000-08-02T13:41:12Z")
\*\* Trion rolls to the side as ChrisP One walks away. A flick of the whip wraps it around one of ChrisP One’s feet. Trion pulls. \*\* Het Globe-trotter. Order me a drink and I’ll let you use the whip after I finish up here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776.md?page=11)