# The Straight Dope Bar Fight **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 2, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776 "2000-08-02T00:48:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/221 "2000-08-02T17:08:46Z")
::: fanning herself ::: Mmm, yes it **is** hot. Let me just fix my shirt here… ::: unbuttons blouse dangerously low and ties shirttails up, showing belly button ::: Give me a hand up, will you, struuter? It’s hard to climb in this little bitty skirt! ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/222 "2000-08-02T17:21:42Z")
_pulls Sunshine up on stage before pitcher of stale beer crashes into her_ You know, you might have an easier time if you take off that dreaded thong. That’s what I did and I feel much better. Wow…we’ve got quite a view from here. ---
**Author:** ![DarkHeart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@DarkHeart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkHeart)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/223 "2000-08-02T17:34:14Z")
:::looks up at Sunshine and struuter and totaly forgets about bottle of Jack::: ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/224 "2000-08-02T18:13:46Z")
(taking struuter’s advice…) ::: strips down to sequined thong and pasties ::: I try to keep a _little_ modesty. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/225 "2000-08-02T18:17:50Z")
_jumps between Sunshine and crowd_ Heavenstobetsy girl! This is supposed to be a respectable establishment! You go and do something like that and all these people are going to think we’re up here to… _looks down at Dark Heart and smiles_ got a light? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/226 "2000-08-02T18:24:56Z")
Struuter and Sunshine, instead of staying on the bar floor, why don’t we just go check into one of those rooms upstairs. I can’t guarantee if it will get any cooler though. _trying hard not stare at boobies_ ---
**Author:** ![DarkHeart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@DarkHeart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkHeart)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/227 "2000-08-02T18:28:10Z")
::: pulls out zippo, offers to struuter ::: So what’s it take to get a private “dance”? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/228 "2000-08-02T18:32:21Z")
{{hijack}} CHRISP! You know better than to use ::insert action here:: anymore! That’s a no-no. I just thank goodness that you didn’t use the dreaded three letter word. So…how do they look? OH…you were looking at Sunshine. Yeah, pretty nice. But that pasty is coming loose. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/229 "2000-08-02T18:39:42Z")
What are you talking about a 3 letter word? Am I not politically correct? And yes I’m staring at yours as well. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/230 "2000-08-02T18:49:05Z")
ChrisP, I was referring to the “fun-Nazi” you blasted in the pit. LOL. Ooops. That was awesome. DarkHeart, Private dance? _ducks as mug with arm still attached soars over her head_ What did you have in mind? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/231 "2000-08-02T18:58:50Z")
From a bar fight to a strip tease in only 230 posts. _sniff_ I’m so proud. ---
**Author:** ![DarkHeart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@DarkHeart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkHeart)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/232 "2000-08-02T19:48:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\* > DarkHeart, > Private dance? _ducks as mug with arm still attached soars over her head_ What did you have in mind? \*\* :::looking very slowly at struuter::: What ever fate has in store. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/233 "2000-08-02T19:53:24Z")
::: picking pastie up off floor and trying to get it stuck back on, muttering ::: How am I supposed to be modest when these darn pasties keep falling off? Next thing you know the thong will break next time I bend over… ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/234 "2000-08-02T19:56:47Z")
Hmmmm. Nice line. _catches flying beer bottle and hurls it back into the mix, winces when she hears it make contact with someone’s head_ What else can you do with that mouth? _pulls Sunshine out of line of fire; chair crashes and splinters over stage_ ---
**Author:** ![Qixotica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/5fc32e/32.png) [@Qixotica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qixotica)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/235 "2000-08-02T20:02:12Z")
_skids through the door babbling_ …sorry I’m late I had… _goggles at all the destruction and carnage_ _picks his way to the bar, carefully avoiding flying bottles and flying bras_ Bartender. I need a gin bastard. _takes the drink, chugs it down, and makes his way out again, shaking his head all the way_ ---
**Author:** ![DarkHeart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@DarkHeart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkHeart)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/236 "2000-08-02T20:18:34Z")
:::standing up and grabbing struuter, slowly bringing her closer::: I will show you things you can only dream of. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/237 "2000-08-02T20:27:39Z")
_watches as Sunshine’s g-string pops, shoots across the room and coils itself around Coldfire’s neck_ Uh…ChrisP? I’m thinking Sunshine’s needing the kind of help that you’re soooooo good at giving. Whoops, there goes another pasty. _looks DarkHeart in the eye and smiles_ Is that a promise, or a threat? ---
**Author:** ![DarkHeart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@DarkHeart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkHeart)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/238 "2000-08-02T20:30:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > [B > _looks DarkHeart in the eye and smiles_ Is that a promise, or a threat? \*\* I leave that up to you to decide. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/239 "2000-08-02T20:34:59Z")
Aaacckk! Somebody rescue **Coldy** before my thong strangles him! Yoo-hoo… **ChrisP**? Where are you? ::: pathetically holds remaining pastie in front of self ::: ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/240 "2000-08-02T20:43:39Z")
DarkHeart, You know, just to keep the thread along the lines of the OP you should probably punch somebody. (Not me, of course…) But just so this doesn’t turn into a blatant sex-fest. Yet. Hand me that bottle of Jack so I can conk somebody and I’ll wait for you while you exhibit your male prowess. Don’t worry. I’m not going anywhere. I’ve got plans for you… _watches as someone slips on a misplaced pasty_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776.md?page=13)