# The Straight Dope Bar Fight **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 2, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776 "2000-08-02T00:48:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Feelyat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Feelyat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feelyat)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/441 "2000-08-06T08:19:28Z")
Blah blah…piece of meat…So, are ya cute? ;o) ---
**Author:** ![BlindFaithe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@BlindFaithe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlindFaithe)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/442 "2000-08-06T08:20:58Z")
My spokes aren’t ruined … they’re regenerating spokes! Besides, I wasn’t moving at the time. Really Steel, timing is everything… 🙂 Midevil on my ass? Oh! Promises, promises … ---
**Author:** ![Feelyat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Feelyat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feelyat)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/443 "2000-08-06T08:21:02Z")
I know, Blind! That’s fascist, in my opinion!! Would ir be fascist? It certainly isn’t communistic…hmmm… ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/444 "2000-08-06T08:21:39Z")
yeah, i do, i feel your pain blind but now i’m just gonna make you feel pain That’s clever huh? see how i just turned that around and made it all like an insult or a threat or something? maybe you should take notes, here :flings sharpened pencil at blind: :hits her on the eraser side: damn, that one had some potential. ---
**Author:** ![BlindFaithe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@BlindFaithe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlindFaithe)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/445 "2000-08-06T08:22:37Z")
Hmm … maybe we need to take this fight to the administrators hourse, eh? We need to revolt! ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/446 "2000-08-06T08:24:43Z")
I used to be cute, but after all the bar fights i’ve been in, i’m downright gorgeous. you know blind, you have a knack for doing things that can’t be done, like taking legs out of your spokes 'n stuff, wanna be a [superhero](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33520) ---
**Author:** ![Feelyat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Feelyat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feelyat)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/447 "2000-08-06T08:25:19Z")
Hmmm…This is a singles’ bar, right? ---
**Author:** ![BlindFaithe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@BlindFaithe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlindFaithe)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/448 "2000-08-06T08:26:14Z")
OO! ow ow! hit me with an eraser will ya!! _pulls from chaps pocket a chalk board eraser_ Now eat you words Steel!! Feel the pain! _Hurtles eraser at Steel, chalk dust trailing behind it_ If it’s a school supply fight you want that’s what you’ll get!! _Breaks chalkboard into small pieces, eats them_ Well, I couldn’t throw them, now could I. Might put an eye out … Feely, stop running with those scissors!! ---
**Author:** ![Feelyat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Feelyat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feelyat)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/449 "2000-08-06T08:26:39Z")
So…you used to be Edward Norton cute, and now you’re Brad Pitt cute? ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/450 "2000-08-06T08:26:46Z")
I tried a mutiny earlier today, didn’t work out so well A few people hate me now :upon hearing this sad sad story, blind lets guard down to be sympathetic and understanding, steel lays the smack down then runs: ---
**Author:** ![BlindFaithe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@BlindFaithe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlindFaithe)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/451 "2000-08-06T08:30:17Z")
I, too, can be a superhero?! Oh wow … sure! cool … Do I get, like, a big red B on my chest?? ---
**Author:** ![Feelyat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Feelyat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feelyat)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/452 "2000-08-06T08:30:29Z")
\ Well, I’m afraid 3:30 AM is my bedtime. I can’t seem to successfully hit on steel anyway. ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/453 "2000-08-06T08:31:00Z")
I would say that about sums up my transformation, feely. Thanks for your consideration with the eye thing blind, hey wait, eye - blind whoa, that’s just freaky I’ve got enough problems with a steeljaw, plus if you put out one of my eyes i would have to change my name to steeljawglasseye or glasseyesteeljaw and that would just be plain inconvenient. I mean, what’s a bar fight without inconvenience. :tosses container of paste at blind: ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/454 "2000-08-06T08:32:16Z")
whoa hey i have your aol name :thwap: i’ll stalk you later don’t feel left out ---
**Author:** ![BlindFaithe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@BlindFaithe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlindFaithe)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/455 "2000-08-06T08:34:14Z")
LOL!!! don’t care if you’re cute or not, you’re funny! And no one hates you for asking to change the thread name… well, I didn’t and I’m no one … _ducks jar but gets paste all over hair_ Now you’ve done it ! lol … it’s time for … FINGER PAINTS !!! _Tosses a jar of FEEL GOOD RED at steel_ ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/456 "2000-08-06T08:34:18Z")
did i say stalk i meant talk ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/457 "2000-08-06T08:36:15Z")
no, not yellow, i hate yellow what are you doing :frantic: mixing colors oh my god knock it off aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jumps over bar and finds…solvent dum dum duuuuuu you’re fingerpaints are no match for my…solvent ---
**Author:** ![BlindFaithe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@BlindFaithe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlindFaithe)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/458 "2000-08-06T08:37:43Z")
Stalk to you later, talk to you later … it’s all the same Feely … see ya later, the fight will still be here. Get rested and come back in swingin’ , eh? ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/459 "2000-08-06T08:38:02Z")
starts spraying generous amounts of solvent onto desired area to be cleansed WHAT??? doesn’t work…Damn watered down low budget public school cleaning materials please have mercy on me ---
**Author:** ![Feelyat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Feelyat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feelyat)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/460 "2000-08-06T08:39:11Z")
You’re a stalker too? Cool! We have a common hobby! Blind, thank you for being so nice! :oD And as for steel, I’ll talk to you later, you foxy thing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776.md?page=24)