# The Straight Dope Bar Fight

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 2, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776 "2000-08-02T00:48:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/81 "2000-08-02T01:49:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by techchick68 \*  
> \*\*“Get 'im, Persephone, get 'im!!!”
> 
> “Ang, watch out, he’s going for your legs!” \*\*

EEK!!!

OOOoooo… this mud feels great!!

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/82 "2000-08-02T01:49:51Z")

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Ok who’s spilt all this guinness ? I’ll mop the floor with you.

:eek:

Coldy and Techchick mud wrestling , cool.

:: Pulls a bar chair over pours a Bushmills and starts to enjoy the show. ::

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/83 "2000-08-02T01:50:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by techchick68 \*  
> \*\*\< techchick jumps in the mud and starts ripping off Coldy’s clothes \>
> 
> giggle \*\*

Hey! Coldfire’s over there ----\>points finger

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**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/84 "2000-08-02T01:51:24Z")

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Come on in Milo… the mud is great!

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**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/85 "2000-08-02T01:51:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Angkins \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Kvallulf \*  
> > \*\*Ok then!!!
> > 
> > _lights up a cigar, and whips out a six shooter and starts plinking at the empties_ \*\*
> 
> Can I try??? \*\*

Sure you can try!!! Here ya go, missy!  
_hands over a six shooter_

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/86 "2000-08-02T01:51:46Z")

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I didn’t spill no friggin’ Guinness, Yojimbo. You know Clog Boy ain’t like that.

It was Globe-Trotter.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/87 "2000-08-02T01:51:54Z")

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“Ang, help me here!”

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/88 "2000-08-02T01:53:17Z")

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Hey Milo, Yojimbo… are you the male strippers? Do the full monty for us. 😃

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/89 "2000-08-02T01:53:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> \*\*I didn’t spill no friggin’ Guinness, Yojimbo. You know Clog Boy ain’t like that.
> 
> It was Globe-Trotter. \*\*

It was me! 😃

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**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/90 "2000-08-02T01:54:18Z")

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OK Techie!!

I have a gun now… and I have no idea how to use it!!

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/91 "2000-08-02T01:55:09Z")

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Notices that Persephone’s shirt has become very wet and clingy from seltzer spray-back. Also notices that all the excitement has … “hardened” Persephone’s persona …

Hey there … 😉

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/92 "2000-08-02T01:55:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> \*\*I didn’t spill no friggin’ Guinness, Yojimbo. You know Clog Boy ain’t like that.
> 
> It was Globe-Trotter. \*\*

Yeah, right. I’d never spill beer, unless it was American beer.

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**Author:** ![ponch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@ponch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ponch)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/93 "2000-08-02T01:55:38Z")

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that’s it enough jumping around like an idiot…

wedgies for all…

zoiks!

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/94 "2000-08-02T01:56:48Z")

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“Ang, throw that baby over here”

\< techchick looks at it with her NRA trained eye, ah it’s just a squirt gun filled with tequila \>

“Ang, have a shot!” \< Ang opens mouth, techchick squits tequila in Ang’s mouth and then in Coldy’s mouth \>

“Ah damn I have mud in my suit!”

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**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/95 "2000-08-02T01:57:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Angkins \*  
> \*\*OK Techie!!
> 
> I have a gun now… and I have no idea how to use it!!
> 
> \*\*

And you still havent found that ice cube.

- runs and hides behind someone\*

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/96 "2000-08-02T01:57:19Z")

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Glad I brought wedgie-proof underwear…

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/97 "2000-08-02T01:57:55Z")

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I believe I have the perfect weapon for this fight.

:: pulls out whip ::

wwssshh _Crack_

Who wants to be first?

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/98 "2000-08-02T01:59:20Z")

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Wow, over 90m replies within the hour, all because I got a little bored 😉

Clog Boy is going to sleep now. Please feel free to continue to inflict bodily harm upon one another untill I return.

Techie, that mud needs more water. And ladies, please. Show us some skin here. We’re just a bunch of guys looking for a good time 😃

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/99 "2000-08-02T02:00:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Myrr21 \*  
> \*\*Glad I brought wedgie-proof underwear… \*\*

Hell, I’m not even wearing any. 😉

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/100 "2000-08-02T02:01:27Z")

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[very high pitched voice]

If I ever get my special stripper thongs back from where the sun don’t shine you’ll rue the day **ponch**.

[/very high pitched voice]

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