# The Straight Dope Bar Fight **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 2, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776 "2000-08-02T00:48:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/101 "2000-08-02T02:02:01Z")
\< techchick shoves Coldy out of the mud pit \> “Okay who’s next?” ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/102 "2000-08-02T02:02:35Z")
:Silo notices long lines forming at the bathroom: :Silo says, “funk dat” and goes out the back door and pees on the dumpster.: :All of a sudden all these people are relieving themselves in the alley.: ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/103 "2000-08-02T02:03:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Globe-trotter \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Myrr21 \* > > \*\*Glad I brought wedgie-proof underwear… \*\* > > Hell, I’m not even wearing any. 😉 \*\* Wow, does that mean you have to be naked to mud-wrestle? Cause you can’t bring pants to a knife fig…err…mud ring. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/104 "2000-08-02T02:03:20Z")
\*:: Dives into mud for refuge. Slowly emerges later, not unlike Martin Sheen in “Apocalypse Now.” Realizes he’s invading Ang’s personal space. ::\* Oh, hi there. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/105 "2000-08-02T02:04:50Z")
Durnit, Coldie passed out! ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/106 "2000-08-02T02:05:03Z")
I want my gun Back!!! ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/107 "2000-08-02T02:05:45Z")
“A new victim” \< Milo pray for your soul \> hehe ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/108 "2000-08-02T02:06:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Milossarian \* > \*\*\*:: Dives into mud for refuge. > > Slowly emerges later, not unlike Martin Sheen in “Apocalypse Now.” > > Realizes he’s invading Ang’s personal space. ::\* > > Oh, hi there. \*\* How _YOU_ doin’? ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/109 "2000-08-02T02:06:59Z")
“Finder’s Keepers, Loosers Weepers” ::::thinking, damn what a cool thing, it looks like a gun but it holds liquor, whooo hoooo!::::: ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/110 "2000-08-02T02:07:16Z")
_:: Tries to blend in with “The Mud People” …::_ ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/111 "2000-08-02T02:08:32Z")
\< whew, techchick needs a beer \> ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/112 "2000-08-02T02:08:50Z")
Whoo, it’s all of a sudden a bit chilly in here. :::notices Milo doing a very bad Sheen impression::: Oh, stop it. I _loathe_ Sheen. :::thumps Milo on the head with a beer mug::: ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/113 "2000-08-02T02:08:58Z")
:walks up to Sue and whispers: “Should we go to another bar? There aren’t any easy men here tonight!” ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/114 "2000-08-02T02:09:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kvallulf \* > \*\*I want my gun Back!!! \*\* Come and get it… and find that ice cube while your at it!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/115 "2000-08-02T02:10:05Z")
Fine be that way!!! _mumbles to himself, and begins to assemble the nanite discumbobulator._ ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/116 "2000-08-02T02:10:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Myrr21 \* > \*\* > ::crawls back out from under table, sidles over:: > > Why fancy meetin you round here… \*\* It’s a sure thing I’d be here! I never miss a fight! ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/117 "2000-08-02T02:10:31Z")
Globie-girl…I think Cold should be looking after that for us. Get on it Coldy!!! ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/118 "2000-08-02T02:10:39Z")
:Silo sits down at the end of the bar end relaxes a little whilst sipping his beer: ---
**Author:** ![APB9999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@APB9999](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/APB9999)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/119 "2000-08-02T02:12:24Z")
…drinking his pint of white zinfandel. Suddenly a careening Coldfire, swinging wildly at the other patrons, backs into him.\* **Hoye! Yer spilled moy point!** _Smashes a bottle over Coldfire’s head. Unfortunately he mistakenly uses a real bottle, rather than the candy glass prop. Coldfire collapses to the floor like a sack of mashed potatoes. APB leaps up, grabs the chandelier and swings over the crowd, kicking random people in the head as he goes_ ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/120 "2000-08-02T02:12:51Z")
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