# The Straight Dope Bar Fight

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 2, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776 "2000-08-02T00:48:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/121 "2000-08-02T02:13:59Z")

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Shadowfox slurps down her eighth Guiness, burps ladylike, stumbles up onto the stage, rips off her top, grabs the microphone and starts drunkenly warbling

_“Hit me with your best shot…”_

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/122 "2000-08-02T02:15:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by techchick68 \*  
> \*\*“Hey Silo, get me a beer would ya? All this wrestling has me thirsty.” \*\*

Here ya go! :passes over mug of Molson Ice:

Wow, your all covered in mud!

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**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/123 "2000-08-02T02:16:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Shadowfox \*  
> \*\*Shadowfox slurps down her eighth Guiness, burps ladylike, stumbles up onto the stage, rips off her top, grabs the microphone and starts drunkenly warbling
> 
> _“Hit me with your best shot…”_  
> \*\*

_throws a shot of Bacaradi 151 at her_

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/124 "2000-08-02T02:17:39Z")

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“No shit, I need a shower”

“Hey Barkeep, do you have showers in the back”

“Um Silo, quit drooling over ShadowFox’s half neked singing.”

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/125 "2000-08-02T02:17:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Shadowfox \*  
> **Shadowfox slurps down her eighth Guiness**

It’s **Guinness** , you topless bimbo 😉

Hey, it was either me or Yojimbo to point that out. OK, off to bed now…

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/126 "2000-08-02T02:19:56Z")

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\< techchick thinks; cool, Ang, Persephone and I can now relax to the sweet tunes of ShadowFox \>

“I was afraid we might perish in that thing.”

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**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/127 "2000-08-02T02:20:19Z")

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\*\*\* hops out of the mud and rinses off the mud \*\*\*

Now I could really use a drink. 😃

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/128 "2000-08-02T02:21:09Z")

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:Silo informs techie that the only showers in the back are golden showers:

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**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/129 "2000-08-02T02:23:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Silo \*  
> \*\*:Silo informs techie that the only showers in the back are golden showers: \*\*

Silo, you are going to the WRONG shower, honey.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/130 "2000-08-02T02:23:30Z")

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\< techchick goes out to her truck, and hoses herself down from the water tank. Pulls on some shorts and a t-shirt and goes back in for a cool beer. \>

:::::thinking to self, was that a cop I saw or was it a military man?:::::

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/131 "2000-08-02T02:25:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Angkins \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Silo \*  
> > \*\*:Silo informs techie that the only showers in the back are golden showers: \*\*
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> Silo, you are going to the WRONG shower, honey. \*\*

Hey I’m mud free, hun, no shower needed.

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/132 "2000-08-02T02:27:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by techchick68 \*  
> :::::thinking to self, was that a cop I saw or was it a military man?:::::

It’s ChiefScott! Run for the hills!

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/133 "2000-08-02T02:28:32Z")

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\< techchick suddenly realizes she’s drinking and wrestling on an empty stomach. Runs to get some food. \>

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**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/134 "2000-08-02T02:28:48Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Silo \*  
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> Hey I’m mud free, hun, no shower needed. \*\*

Then exactly how do you know about the showers… I am almost afraid to ask…especially since you were the one pissing by the dumpster!

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/135 "2000-08-02T02:30:49Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Angkins \*  
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> \*Originally posted by Silo \*  
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> > Hey I’m mud free, hun, no shower needed. \*\*
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> Then exactly how do you know about the showers… I am almost afraid to ask…especially since you were the one pissing by the dumpster! \*\*

Ummmm…Ummmm…I don’t know 😃

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/136 "2000-08-02T02:34:06Z")

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Mmmmm…all this rasslin’s given me an appetite!

How 'bout some fried mushrooms? And could someone point me towards a _real_ shower? With water?

Woohoo! Sing it, Shadowfox! You go, girl!

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**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/137 "2000-08-02T02:36:35Z")

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Hey Persephone,

Can you bring me some wings… and make them HOT!

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**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/138 "2000-08-02T02:38:27Z")

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Hey this is supposed to be a bar fight not a cooking show!!  
Now KNOCK IT OFF and try to kill each other like civilized people!!!\>

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/139 "2000-08-02T02:38:43Z")

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:The ladies gang up on Silo and throw him in the mud:

:Silo passes out:

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**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/140 "2000-08-02T02:40:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kvallulf \*  
> \*\*Hey this is supposed to be a bar fight not a cooking show!!  
> Now KNOCK IT OFF and try to kill each other like civilized people!!!\> \*\*

Could you come over here… I need to have a word with you.  
\*\* Pounces on Kvallulf… Now I’ve got you 🙂 did you wanna wrassle?? \*\*

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