# The Straight Dope Bar Fight **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 2, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776 "2000-08-02T00:48:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/141 "2000-08-02T02:41:01Z")
\< techchick yells from back room \> “Who the hell put the Republican Convention on the TV? For God’s sake this is a bar not a meeting hall.” \< techchick snags remote and puts on ESPN \> ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/142 "2000-08-02T02:43:06Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* \*\* > [@](#): > > It’s **Guinness** , you topless bimbo 😉 > > Hey, it was either me or Yojimbo to point that out. OK, off to bed now… \*\* Hic! After eight of them things, you are lucky I could remember where I was, much less what the hell I was drinking. Now shut your pie hole, ClogBoy, or I may have to go Postal on your ass! (Whips her glass of Guinness at Coldfire’s head) ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/143 "2000-08-02T02:43:51Z")
:: Trion changes the cannel on the TV from across the bar with his whip :: :: tips hat to techchick :: ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/144 "2000-08-02T02:44:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\* It’s a sure thing I’d be here! I never miss a fight! \*\* Ooh, I \* like \* that in a woman… 😉 So care for a…umm…slushee? ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/145 "2000-08-02T02:45:30Z")
Oh my!!! I haven’t been “Pounced” on in a good long time!!! Sure I’ll wrassle, but watch out I do bite! _Grrrr_ ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/146 "2000-08-02T02:50:50Z")
Here’s your wings, Ang…oh, you look busy. Here, let me help. :::stuffs a Goddess of the Underworld Flaming Hot Wing O’ Death up Kvalluf’s right nostril::: ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/147 "2000-08-02T02:53:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kvallulf \* > \*\*Oh my!!! I haven’t been “Pounced” on in a good long time!!! > > Sure I’ll wrassle, but watch out I do bite! > > _Grrrr_ \*\* What a sweet talker!! ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/148 "2000-08-02T02:59:11Z")
I go offline for a bit to get some food and to fold laundry and I come back to miss two pages. Anyway, where was I? Anyone feel lucky tonight? _wielding lightsaber again_ ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/149 "2000-08-02T03:00:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angkins \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Kvallulf \* > > \*\*Oh my!!! I haven’t been “Pounced” on in a good long time!!! > > > > Sure I’ll wrassle, but watch out I do bite! > > > > _Grrrr_ \*\* > > What a sweet talker!! \*\* Keep talking like that and I might to do bad things!!! I have a reputation to uphold! ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/150 "2000-08-02T03:02:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kvallulf \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Angkins \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by Kvallulf \* > > > \*\*Oh my!!! I haven’t been “Pounced” on in a good long time!!! > > > > > > Sure I’ll wrassle, but watch out I do bite! > > > > > > _Grrrr_ \*\* > > > > What a sweet talker!! \*\* > > Keep talking like that and I might to do bad things!!! I have a reputation to uphold! \*\* Hmmmm… sounds like a challenge to me! ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/151 "2000-08-02T03:04:11Z")
Sure is, you think you can handle it? ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/152 "2000-08-02T03:10:10Z")
Looks Like I am the WINNER!!! WHOO HOO !!! ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/153 "2000-08-02T03:15:09Z")
Define “winner”… ::Whap!:: ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/154 "2000-08-02T03:17:42Z")
Define this!!! _Ker-Smack_ ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/155 "2000-08-02T03:22:34Z")
> [@](#): > > Main Entry: Ker > Pronunciation: 'ker, 'k&r, 'kär > Function: biographical name > William Paton 1855-1923 British scholar; author of Epic and > Romance, The Dark Ages, etc. > [@](#): > > Main Entry: 2smack > Function: intransitive verb > Date: 13th century > 1 : to have a taste or flavor > 2 : to have a trace, vestige, or suggestion \ treason\> “Tastes like William Paton”??? ::krakow!!:: ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/156 "2000-08-02T03:23:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kvallulf \* > \*\*Sure is, you think you can handle it? \*\* OOOoooo yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/157 "2000-08-02T03:31:16Z")
Hmm, looks like I better stay outta the middle of this one… ::ducks outta the way, slushee in hand, looking for Audrey again:: ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/158 "2000-08-02T04:02:10Z")
Yes I Win !!! sorry gots to go! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/159 "2000-08-02T04:16:41Z")
Come on, you lil shits. I’ll crack your bones and chew out the marrow! ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776/160 "2000-08-02T04:35:09Z")
::strides in:: Looks like I’m late. Hope you saved leftovers cuz da Freakman is here! Now let’s rock! _ **I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOULS!!!** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-bar-fight/27776.md?page=9)