# The Straight Dope Drinking Game! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 21, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270 "2001-07-21T00:59:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/1 "2001-07-21T00:59:37Z")
Here’s a drinking game based on the SDMB… Anytime Arden Ranger,hardygrrl or True Pisces flirt,drink. Anytime someone calls a mod a Nazi,drink. Anytime Crunchy Frog mentions baseball,drink. Anytime Matt\_Mcl and Esprix start flirting,drink. Any more,fellow Dopers? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/2 "2001-07-21T01:01:10Z")
Anytime hardygrrl mentions Stinky Paws or wrestling, drink. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/3 "2001-07-21T01:01:21Z")
So we’ll all be drunk in about…what, 6…7 seconds? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/4 "2001-07-21T01:03:10Z")
Everytime _FairyChatMom_ puts out enuendo, drink ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/5 "2001-07-21T01:04:39Z")
Anytime **Hardygrrl** steals your idea, drink. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/6 "2001-07-21T01:06:08Z")
Every time that somebody says, “That would make a great band name” have a drink. ---
**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/7 "2001-07-21T01:07:31Z")
Anytime a Mod moves a thread, drink ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/8 "2001-07-21T01:11:36Z")
everytime **handy** posts… Hmmm… wait a minute… ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/9 "2001-07-21T01:13:08Z")
Anytime someone whines about their idea being stolen, yes I’m talking to you,blur…drink. Anytime Tygr,UncleBill or thinksnow flirt, drink. Anytime Euty mentions Disney,drink. ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/10 "2001-07-21T01:15:06Z")
This game started 15 minutes ago, and I’ve already got a buzz. ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/11 "2001-07-21T01:16:09Z")
1- Anytime you laugh as **Manservant Hecubus** puts you in your place, drink. 2- Anytime someone tells a newbie “use the search button”, drink. 3- Hi Opal, Drink. ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/12 "2001-07-21T01:17:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by katiekilldare \* > \*\*This game started 15 minutes ago, and I’ve already got a buzz. \*\* Anytime someone complains prematurely about being drunk, drink. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/13 "2001-07-21T01:23:00Z")
Some serious ground rules need to be set here. Is this game about drinking beer or liquor? If it is beer, some things will have to be worth a sip and some things worth a slam. ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/14 "2001-07-21T01:27:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by adam yax \* > \*\*Some serious ground rules need to be set here. Is this game about drinking beer or liquor? If it is beer, some things will have to be worth a sip and some things worth a slam. \*\* I’ve always played drinking games by friendly rules. That means if you have beer or liquer, you take a real drink of each. Whats a real drink? Thats the friendly part. You have to trust them. That said, if you get 5 posts in a row, you make a rule. ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/15 "2001-07-21T01:35:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blur \* > [BThat said, if you get 5 posts in a row, you make a rule. \*\* If **Euty** , **Uncle Beer** or **Coldie** kick my butt for that rule, drink. Corrected bolding tags. ::ahem!:: Why, thank you! I’d love a drink!–Veb [Edited by TVeblen on 07-20-2001 at 08:49 PM] ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/16 "2001-07-21T01:37:09Z")
Anytime I can’t code, drink. ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/17 "2001-07-21T01:43:08Z")
Anytime someone makes a stragegic but otherwise meaningless post just to keep **blur** from being able to post five times in a row and make a rule, drink. ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/18 "2001-07-21T01:44:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by katiekilldare \* > \*\*stragegic but otherwise meaningless post \*\* Darn! Darn! Strategic! I’ve got to stop playing this game. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/19 "2001-07-21T01:49:44Z")
I want to wrestle **Stinky Paws!** EVERYBODY CHUG! ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/20 "2001-07-21T01:59:36Z")
Anytime **Veb** fixes my coding, everyone drink!! (Thanks) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270.md?page=2)