# The Straight Dope Drinking Game! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 21, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270 "2001-07-21T00:59:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/41 "2001-07-21T15:25:45Z")
Any time you were out drinking with friends last night, and are so hung over it feels like you have an epileptic yak living inside your brain, and you think it’s currently going gran mal, drink. Any time you have the serious hots for a poster in this thread, drink. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/42 "2001-07-21T17:20:58Z")
Anytime Crunchy Frog mentions his testicles,drink. Anytime you spot a troll/sock puppet,drink. Anytime someone takes it personal in the Pit,drink. Anytime someone talks about removing their pubic hair,drink. ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/43 "2001-07-21T17:54:54Z")
Anytime the thread gets hijacked, drink. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/44 "2001-07-22T01:39:50Z")
Anytime Verrain bumps the Pick Me Up Thread,drink. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/45 "2001-07-25T04:14:20Z")
Any time someone changed their username, drink. Any time someone suggests “Chicken of Bristol” for someone’s new username, drink. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/46 "2001-07-25T12:04:46Z")
Anytime someone gets banned and the result is a multipage Pit thread,drink. ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/47 "2001-07-25T17:59:01Z")
Anytime somebody whines about **Manhattan** being too pissy, drink. Anytime anyone asks “Is it derogatory to call something GAY, even if I don’t mean it in a bad way?” drink. ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270/48 "2001-07-25T18:07:41Z")
Anytime someone refers to snorting/spewing their coffee/soda/absolut mandarin all over their keyboard/monitor at something you said, drink. Anytime a poster publicly apologizes for an over-the-top comment, drink. Anytime the page takes over 2 minutes to load, go get a new drink. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-drinking-game/73270.md?page=2)