# The Straight Dope for Women and Gay Men -or- Who is the hottest male celebrity? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 23, 2020, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-for-women-and-gay-men-or-who-is-the-hottest-male-celebrity/850112 "2020-03-23T18:54:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 40
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2020, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-for-women-and-gay-men-or-who-is-the-hottest-male-celebrity/850112/40 "2020-03-25T08:28:07Z")
That’s a “no” on Simon for me there, dawg. The Rock is likeable - he seems warmly genuine and trustworthy, which is a huge compliment from me - but not particularly sexy to my eyes. Jason Momoa, however, makes me kind of giggly and I start stammering a bit, and that’s just from looking at a picture. If he smiled at me in real life I can guarantee my cheeks would get very flushed and I’d be all flustered and not even really know WHY. I think **Beck** nominated Robert Downey Jr.? Good call, girl. Was just rewatching Sherlock Holmes and loving how every movement and line gets imbued with subtle humor - he’s just so damn _funny_ in an understated way, that I find very panty-dropping. He has beautiful eyes (those eyelashes, jesus!!) but the fact that they seem always to be laughing about something or twinkling at a joke he’s made internally to himself takes them over the top into “mesmerizing” territory. Wentworth Miller back when he was on “Prison Break” made me feel all sorts of ways: [https://images.app.goo.gl/hPR4ywkZsD93EkvPA](https://images.app.goo.gl/hPR4ywkZsD93EkvPA) Finally, I always knew he ain’t catchin’ what I’m pitchin’ but Matt Bomer has been my favorite eye candy for a good long while. All that beefcake in “Magic Mike” and he was the one I wanted to see.\* Probably wouldn’t much care for “White Collar” if he wasn’t the star, but I’d watch him twirl a fedora onto his god-kissed hair with that flourish and impish little grin for hours. [https://images.app.goo.gl/Xb8Rz1Wc4ACXTQf9A](https://images.app.goo.gl/Xb8Rz1Wc4ACXTQf9A) - I lied somewhat. Matt McConaheyyy needed to strut around shirtless in more scenes. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-for-women-and-gay-men-or-who-is-the-hottest-male-celebrity/850112)._