# The Straight Dope Message Board needs an icon

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 8, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503 "2006-11-08T02:18:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/1 "2006-11-08T02:18:28Z")

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…and I nominate me.  
Just Kidding

When I switched to Internet Explorer 7 I noticed that many websites had a special tiny icon in the web address window so I thought that The SDMB needed one too. I nominate:

A question mark  
A picture of Cecil Adams  
The third english word ending in gry  
A picture of a death ray

What would you like to see?

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/2 "2006-11-08T02:25:44Z")

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How about a picture of a death ray beaming down into the ocean and destroying a submersible by frying its only occupant, a golden retriever?

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/3 "2006-11-08T03:02:04Z")

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airplane on a treadmill.

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Johnson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7cd45c/32.png) [@Mrs\_Johnson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs_Johnson)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/4 "2006-11-08T04:08:26Z")

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How about a [double headed, 18" ice blue jelly dong?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=266235&highlight=jelly+dong)

(That was one of the first threads I read here.)

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/5 "2006-11-08T04:19:20Z")

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Gotta be a turkey head with a mortarboard.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/6 "2006-11-08T04:33:21Z")

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A question mark with the Verboten symbol across it.

The verboten symbol is the red circle and slash used in “No Smoking” signs and the like.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/7 "2006-11-08T05:20:43Z")

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[Halfsie](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=51807&highlight=halvsie) ! The first thread I read.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/8 "2006-11-08T05:27:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Morgyn]  
Gotta be a turkey head with a mortarboard.  
[/QUOTE]

Correct! Choose the next question!

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/9 "2006-11-08T05:27:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Shagnasty]  
How about a picture of a death ray beaming down into the ocean and destroying a submersible by frying its only occupant, a golden retriever?  
[/QUOTE]  
Say, what decade was that death ray made?

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**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/10 "2006-11-08T05:30:52Z")

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My nominations would be;

1. A hamster (or Hampster)

2. Goatse

3. An opal, possibly with a word balloon that said “Hi!”.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/11 "2006-11-08T11:01:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Rhubarb]

1. A hamster  
[/quote]

Yes!

> [@](#):
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> (or Hampster)

No…

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/12 "2006-11-08T11:21:27Z")

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Pie!

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/13 "2006-11-08T11:26:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Rhubarb]

1. Goatse  
[/QUOTE]

Oh dear lord NO.

If I had to look at that every time I went to my bookmarks to pull up the SDMB, I think i’d quickly be cured of my Doping habit.

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**Author:** ![Subway\_Prophet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@Subway\_Prophet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subway_Prophet)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/14 "2006-11-08T14:09:51Z")

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I thought the subject line said “The Straight Dope Message Board needs an **IRON** ”. You know, as in to flatten out the Board’s wrinkles. Or maybe to press shirts with.

For an icon, I nominate an upside-down paper bag with eye holes cut out.

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**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/15 "2006-11-08T14:16:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Shagnasty]  
How about a picture of a death ray beaming down into the ocean and destroying a submersible by frying its only occupant, a golden retriever?  
[/QUOTE]  
That would only be amusing for 20 minutes.

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**Author:** ![Fish\_Cheer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fish_cheer/32/17179_2.png) [@Fish\_Cheer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish_Cheer)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/16 "2006-11-08T16:42:45Z")

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[QUOTE=UncleRojelio]  
That would only be amusing for 20 minutes.  
[/QUOTE]  
And only once.

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**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/17 "2006-11-08T16:57:02Z")

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[QUOTE=UncleRojelio]  
That would only be amusing for 20 minutes.  
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fish Cheer]  
And only once.  
[/QUOTE]  
Oh, come on, that hasn’t been funny since the sixties!

Tris

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**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/18 "2006-11-08T16:59:42Z")

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We could have a picture of Mariana’s Trench.

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**Author:** ![Fish\_Cheer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fish_cheer/32/17179_2.png) [@Fish\_Cheer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish_Cheer)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/19 "2006-11-08T17:54:18Z")

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Might be hard to get one, given the fact that…

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-message-board-needs-an-icon/379503/20 "2006-11-08T18:58:09Z")

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Jeez, why not just get a picture of Rio, by Duran Duran.

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