# The Straight Dope Morning Show **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-morning-show/81772 "2001-09-15T05:07:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-morning-show/81772/41 "2001-09-18T17:41:52Z")
::MsRobyn hears a strange sound coming from the back office. She opens the door to find happy fuzzy bunny fur all over the place. She backs off and closes the door behind herself:: **Krunk** , if you can pass the “interview” the job is yours. **Mr. Zappo** , I have passed on your instructions to our ad director. Please expect a call shortly. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-morning-show/81772/42 "2001-09-18T17:47:32Z")
Pass? Pshaw. I expect to set the standard by which all future interviews are judged. Schoolchildren will read about this interview in history books. (Okay, then again, maybe they shouldn’t.) ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-morning-show/81772/43 "2001-09-18T17:49:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\*I wanna be the intern that is routinely sent on sucky assignments to do live remotes. And that’s humiliated on air. \*\* Humiliated? Sugar, why didn’t you say so? I’ll humiliate you for _free_. And you’ll like it too. [sub]See? I’ve got that Jennifer thing down![/sub] Hey **MsRobyn** , if we play Rossini’s _Barber of Seville_, we can sing along with the [Rabbit of Seville](http://web.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/d/r/dryfoo/www/Funny-pages/rab-sev.html)! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-morning-show/81772/44 "2001-09-18T18:29:52Z")
Can I be the **Evil Station Manager**? I have lots of management experience, my writing is barely legible and I can be moody on Mondays. Pretty much all the necessary critria for management. Oh yeah, and generally, I’m a super nice guy! ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-morning-show/81772/45 "2001-09-18T18:31:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > Hey **MsRobyn** , if we play Rossini’s _Barber of Seville_, we can sing along with the [Rabbit of Seville](http://web.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/d/r/dryfoo/www/Funny-pages/rab-sev.html)! 😃 \*\* Is anyone else getting a visual of Mary Gross as Alfalfa on SNL? 😃 Robin ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-morning-show/81772/46 "2001-09-18T19:13:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MsRobyn \* > \*\*:: **Mr. Zappo** , I have passed on your instructions to our ad director. Please expect a call shortly. > > Robin \*\* Many thanks, madame. Ruggles! Ruggles? RUGGLES! Remove these happy fuzzy creatures from my trousers immediately. And bring a can of unguent while you’re at it. These damned animals have nicked the prosthesis and scratched hell out of my stomach. No, I don’t care what you do with them. Give them to the servants so they can roast them for their supper. I don’t care. Hmmm. . .well, now that you mention it, it _did_ feel rather. . .er. . .ah. . .interesting. I’ve not felt this way since the vanadium market crashed in '58. Gaithersford, track down this **tiggeril** person. I think I may have found someone to replace Ms. Featherston here. . . 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-morning-show/81772/47 "2001-09-18T19:27:45Z")
I’m so sorry. I didn’t notice in your OP that Cecil already had the job. I guess I’ll be the Janitor then. Close enough. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-morning-show/81772.md?page=2)