# The Straight Dope needs a new slogan. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552 "2003-03-11T14:47:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/1 "2003-03-11T14:47:18Z")
The “fighting ignorance” jazz is getting a bit long in the tooth. Time to apply some internet [muscle](http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?) to our problem. Add your suggestions. 1. Because so much is riding on your Straight Dope 2. Something special in the Straight Dope 3. The best part of waking up is Straight Dope in your cup. 4. We’ll leave the Cecil Adams on for you. ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/2 "2003-03-11T14:50:01Z")
I think it should be “Making Sarcastic Comments at Ignorance.” ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/3 "2003-03-11T14:56:09Z")
Wrecking trains since 1973. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/4 "2003-03-11T15:05:02Z")
“The Straight Dope…Cite?” ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/5 "2003-03-11T15:14:02Z")
**The Science Of Straight Dope** Accurate, but hardly snazzy. **You’ve Always Got Time For Straight Dope** Hmm, true, and not bad, but we need something that _grips_, you know? **Moving at the Speed of Straight Dope** Ah, yes! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/6 "2003-03-11T15:16:38Z")
Straight Dope-its whats for breakfast ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/7 "2003-03-11T15:24:06Z")
“Cower before the mighty intellect that is named Cecil Adams” ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/8 "2003-03-11T15:28:36Z")
When come back, bring Dope. ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/9 "2003-03-11T15:29:44Z")
Heterosexual? Drugged up? The straight dope! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/10 "2003-03-11T15:33:36Z")
Gives you something to do while you’re at work. Keeping disgruntled employees from mowing down their coworkers since… Because face it…you have no life. What better way to spend ten hours of your day? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/11 "2003-03-11T16:03:58Z")
All your ignorance are belong to us ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/12 "2003-03-11T16:14:32Z")
My cat’s breath smells like Straight Dope. ---
**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/13 "2003-03-11T20:45:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kunilou \* > \*\*All your ignorance are belong to us \*\* 😕 Something seems to be amiss. But it does have potential. Let’s see… - All your ignorance belongs to us - All you ignorants belong to us - All your igno-rants belong to us :inspiration drying up: ---
**Author:** ![Happyjoelucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Happyjoelucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happyjoelucky)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/14 "2003-03-11T23:03:15Z")
**Racing atomic badgers since 1973** ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/15 "2003-03-11T23:23:14Z")
The Straight Dope… **Dogs Love Cheese** ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/16 "2003-03-12T00:09:13Z")
From Nazi ground hogs to gay Christians, we’ve got it all at _The Straight Dope_! ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/17 "2003-03-12T00:16:54Z")
**Raising IQs along with your beers, three cheers for the Straight Dope**. This one just sorta popped into my head. **More info than you can echo a duck’s quack at**. **We Don’t Make Dope. We Make Dope Better.** From that website in the OP. Tripler I need another beer. ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/18 "2003-03-12T00:36:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > **More info than you can echo a duck’s quack at**. I think that’s the winner. Wonderful! ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/19 "2003-03-12T00:39:47Z")
There is no escape, kneel before our soul-consuming power! ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/20 "2003-03-12T00:49:50Z")
**TTT** , you apparently aren’t a big fan of the old school Sega Genesis. But, that’s why seasoned veterns like myself are here and reporting for ignorance fighting duty. Most of the Genesis games came from Japan. They apparently hadn’t quite got the whole English thing down yet, as many of the games had horrible English translation. But the most famous line ever came from _Zero Wing_ in “All Your Base Are Belong to Us” And thus, I vote for **kunilou** Sorry for the hijack. Jim [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552.md?page=2)