# The Straight Dope needs a new slogan. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552 "2003-03-11T14:47:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gopher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gopher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gopher)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/21 "2003-03-12T01:09:53Z")
The Dope that refreshes. Where’s the Straight Dope? Good to the last hamster dropping. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/22 "2003-03-12T01:29:19Z")
That **beagledave** really knows his shit !!! ---
**Author:** ![fighting\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ac8455/32.png) [@fighting\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fighting_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/23 "2003-03-12T01:35:56Z")
I suppose I should be offended or something… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/24 "2003-03-12T02:01:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JimSox5 \* > **But the most famous line ever came from _Zero Wing_ in "All Your Base Are Belong to Us"** Somebody set the Straight Dope up the bomb! ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/25 "2003-03-12T02:29:20Z")
“The Straight Dope: We’ll tell you what a blumpkin is.” ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/26 "2003-03-12T03:09:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*Straight Dope-its whats for breakfast \*\* The Straight Dope. It isn’t just for breakfast anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/27 "2003-03-12T03:42:21Z")
\*\*A Waist is a Terrible Thing to Mind - SD \*\* \*\*OG SMASH since 1973 - it’s taking longer than we thought \*\* \*\*Cute Girl Wearing Pajama Pants since 1973 \*\* \*\*Is there a little Fairy in your home? If not, try SDMB, As for Esprix \*\* \*\*Bringing home the Bacon… SD \*\* \*\*Behold! The Power of Dope \*\* \*\*SD: The Mother Of All Sarcastic Bombs \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/28 "2003-03-12T03:46:45Z")
**Shirley** , you drinkin’ again? 😃 My latest: **Doper tested, Cecil approved** Tripler **Nine out of ten MENSA members prefer the Straight Dope over other websites. . .** ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/29 "2003-03-12T03:51:30Z")
**Nuking a Gay Baby Whale for Jesus since…** \*\*I’m a doper, you’re a doper…wouldn’t you like to be a doper too? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/30 "2003-03-12T03:59:52Z")
\*\*Tripler \*\* :::::::smooch::::::::::::: It’s Nyquil generate genius. \*\*Straight Dope: Tastes Great & Less Filling \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/31 "2003-03-12T04:04:07Z")
\*\*Straight Dope: Nine out of Ten Physcotics Prefer Us \*\* The tenth is curled up in a fetal position asking for Mommy. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/32 "2003-03-12T04:07:43Z")
\*\*This is not your Father’s Message Board \*\* ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/33 "2003-03-12T13:58:12Z")
The Straight Dope **Now with 95% less Chumpsky!** ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/34 "2003-03-12T14:46:03Z")
**The Straght Dope** , less calories than the average male ejaculate. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/35 "2003-03-12T21:40:50Z")
**Straight Dope II - _The Wrath of Zotti_** Hmmm…too geeky? \ **Can the _Straight Dope_ help me now? GOOD!** \ Or, in the cellphone vein: \*\*Man: I told my worker to bring me the _Straight Dope_, but instead he brought me eight goats. Guy in black trench coat: Yes, I know. It must have been the cellular static… Offscreen voice: STAMPEDE!!!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/36 "2003-03-12T23:11:02Z")
**The Straight Dope** Cause’ its easier than thinking. ---
**Author:** ![light\_strand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a6a055/32.png) [@light\_strand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/light_strand)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/37 "2003-03-12T23:18:01Z")
**Straight Dope, where the slow get eaten** ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/38 "2003-03-13T01:09:11Z")
I think my sig would make a good slogan: **Cecil said it, I believe it, that settles it** ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/39 "2003-03-13T01:21:18Z")
The Straight Dope: Railing pathetically at unbelievably persistent ignorance since, oh fuck it, where was that Star Destroyer thread again? ---
**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/40 "2003-03-13T07:40:35Z")
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