# The Straight Dope needs a new slogan. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552 "2003-03-11T14:47:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/41 "2003-03-13T07:56:57Z")
Try our Dope, come on we dare you. Dopers, you can’t eat just one. A little Dope 'll do ya. Cecil who? and finally, to really get their attention… “We know what 42 means” (but it’s a secret, shh) ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/42 "2003-03-13T08:00:55Z")
oops…did I post that, damn I had a couple more. How 'bout? The Straight Dope, Home of the Socially Challenged or Hamster Heaven…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/43 "2003-03-13T08:19:56Z")
**The SDMB - Come talk to people who are way smarter than you** ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/44 "2003-03-13T08:32:53Z")
Amazing Dope, how sweet the word that saved my stupid ass. I once was dumb, am now a nerd; got pitted (was really crass). Twas Dope that saved a fool like me from ignorance untamed And Dope shall lead to my vict’ry o’er ignorance un’shamed. We have been here since '73 Chi Reader, SDMB and all we know we’re smart, like Louis Leakey And at last ignorance will fall. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/45 "2003-03-13T16:56:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by t-keela \* > **Dopers, you can’t eat just one.** I know! MPSIMS seems like one great big orgy sometimes. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/46 "2003-03-13T17:15:54Z")
**Clubbing the baby seals of ignorance since 1973** ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/47 "2003-03-13T17:16:57Z")
\*\*This is your brain . This is your Brain on Dope™. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/48 "2003-03-13T17:49:45Z")
**The Straight Dope** - the third word that ends in “gry” _Now with the Asshat tag!_ Lexus has the “December to Remeber Sales Event”, maybe the SDMB has the “December You Try Really Hard To Forget Pitting Event”? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/49 "2003-03-13T18:03:04Z")
Try **The Straight Dope** for clarity!!! (side effects include, but not limited to: insomnia, burning eyes, lack of social life, and addiction to TMI) ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/50 "2003-03-13T18:10:36Z")
The Straight Dope. For those three little words that end in -gry. ---
**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/51 "2003-03-13T18:36:02Z")
**You Dope?** It’s what I regularly inquired at Chance’s Dopefest where his real-life friends and family mingled with Dopers. In response, one gent said, “I keep getting asked that, but I don’t even know what it means.” ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/52 "2003-03-13T19:24:28Z")
From the OP’s thread: **You’ll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Straight Dope.** It has a sort of surrealistic ring to it. Or, **It’s the Bright One, it’s the Right One, that’s Straight Dope.**. ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/53 "2003-03-13T20:41:14Z")
**The Straight Dope: It’s All You Know To Need** ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/54 "2003-03-13T21:36:58Z")
The Straight Dope: Not just for straight dopes. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/55 "2003-03-13T22:46:34Z")
[Space Ghost’s voice] **STRAAAAAIIIIIIIGHT DOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!** [/Space Ghost’s voice] ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/56 "2003-03-13T23:11:24Z")
**I got your Straight Dope for ya, RIGHT HERE!** [gesture] ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/57 "2003-03-14T02:36:55Z")
**There’s something in the water over at the STRAIGHT DOPE!** ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/58 "2003-03-14T03:20:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TTT \* > \*\*😕 Something seems to be amiss. But it does have potential. Let’s see… > > - All your ignorance belongs to us > - All you ignorants belong to us > - All your igno-rants belong to us > > :inspiration drying up: \*\* This would be the before picture, I assume? ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/59 "2003-03-14T03:57:13Z")
Dinah Shore belting out, “Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and The Straight Dope” ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/60 "2003-03-14T11:11:06Z")
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