# The Straight Dope needs a new slogan.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552 "2003-03-11T14:47:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/61 "2003-03-14T11:20:36Z")

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Straight Dope - More addictive than real dope.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/62 "2003-03-14T16:25:48Z")

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There’s Hope With the Straight Dope.

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/63 "2003-03-14T20:10:39Z")

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"Our most important mission is to strive for excellence in every area in which we work - and **The Straight Dope** is dedicated to providing our customers with exceptional service.

Our employees are supported by a decentralized management structure, customized employee training adapted to our clients’ culture, and a family environment, which all lead to satisfied employees who work harder for you. "

_My company’s slogan, cut, pasted and edited, waddyathink?_

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**Author:** ![Nichol\_storm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nichol\_storm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nichol_storm)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/64 "2003-03-14T20:56:41Z")

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**Cecil thinks so you don’t have to!**

.:Nichol:.

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**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/65 "2003-03-15T19:01:13Z")

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**The Straight Dope - because there’s no such thing as TMI**

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**Author:** ![dogchow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e495f1/32.png) [@dogchow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogchow)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dope-needs-a-new-slogan/160552/66 "2003-03-15T22:57:51Z")

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The Straight Dope-Hey, at least you’ll _sound_ smart.

The Straight Dope-Because somebody’s got to fight those Nazi groundhogs

The Straight Dope-Home of the world’s greatest minds!\*  
\*and to not-so-great minds who like to look smart

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