# The Straight Doper's Survivor **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 22, 2000, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191 "2000-06-22T14:58:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/301 "2000-07-17T19:47:17Z")
Shrooms anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/302 "2000-07-17T19:49:33Z")
First off…lessee here. I got some Jose Cuervo and some Bacardi Limon. That good, Swiddles? And Soul…are you trying to drug Swiddles and I so you can have your wicked way with us? Silly…you don’t NEED to drug us for that! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/303 "2000-07-17T19:55:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \* > \*\*Now, then. On to the important things. New Kids On the Island: did you bring any rum/tequila with you? If not, how far can you swim? \*\* Just vodka and Czech beers, Swiddles, alas. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/304 "2000-07-17T19:58:37Z")
Dude, you are SO lucky Falcon knows us so well. Correction to my previous post. Senor Cuervo and I will be on the beach soaking up the rays. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/305 "2000-07-17T20:41:59Z")
PLEASE someone have some coke I can mix this rum with? And then I’m going to work on my tan, dammit. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/306 "2000-07-17T21:26:44Z")
Mushroom soda anyone? Swiddles? Falcon? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/307 "2000-07-17T21:34:15Z")
FINE, soulsling…gimme. Mind if I put some rum in here? Thanks _knocks back half the glass_ Damn, that’s good…wait a minnute. Why is everything spinning now? And the sky’s purple? And I feel really hot…maybe I should get out of theses clothes… ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/308 "2000-07-17T23:32:51Z")
Anyone else notice that the second Falcon appeared, the clothes began to disappear? ::ducks flying coconut:: WHAT? Ah, hell. I’ve been far too good on this island. Give me some of the trippy stuff, soul. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/309 "2000-07-18T02:10:06Z")
Hey, is it MY fault men throw off their clothes around me??? _ducks the coconut Swiddles throws at her_ ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/310 "2000-07-18T03:46:04Z")
:::wonders when coconuts evolved into flying things and when the B-52’s are coming back…::: …Hey, anyone seen my Indian Drum? I think I lost my Indian Drum… ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/311 "2000-07-18T11:06:41Z")
That’s it. I’m gonna go take a nap in my tree until it gets a little cooler. Somebody make sure to save me a Mountain Dew. Ahhhh, hammock time. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/312 "2000-07-18T12:27:53Z")
Soul, you never had an Indian Drum. You were just slapping your stomach and screaming “Hey, this is a great Indian Drum!” Falc, you didn’t happen to bring a nail file with you, did ya? My nails are hella mishapen. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/313 "2000-07-18T13:41:25Z")
**Swiddles** , dearest woman, i know i had an indian drum, and i was playing in the band with the B-52s… and there was some blue crab, wait… is that him? Hide me, he’s coming after me again… ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/314 "2000-07-18T15:32:56Z")
That’s not the blue crab, nor is it the rock lobster. It’s just Mully. He’s been out in the sun for a while. ::throws Mully some sunscreen:: You’re both gonna be hurting tomorrow… ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/315 "2000-07-18T15:45:55Z")
Hey mully, you need some of these… :::hands mully a handfull of shrooms::: [ul] Anyone up for the limbo? I’ve got a steek! [/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/316 "2000-07-18T15:52:05Z")
_hunting through backpack_ Lemme see, Swiddles…water, chocolate, CD player, notebook, sunscreen…here you go. And whoa…Mully’s so burned he turned BLUE? Damn, I thought that was…I dunno what I thought. Just another hallucination. Now those purple monkeys over there…THOSE are real. And soul? I’m up for limbo! (Or is it down for limbo? I dunno.) ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/317 "2000-07-18T16:14:54Z")
Yeah, my skin has some weird condition, probably from my Kentucky relatives. On the positive side, I will emit a faint glow at night, so if the fire goes out we can continue to play cards by Mullylight. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/318 "2000-07-18T16:20:07Z")
Then you’d better start losing, Mully. For the most light, you’s gotta be nekkid. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/319 "2000-07-18T16:36:47Z")
I think our island should have some laws. Not rules, per se, but more along the laws of physics. Swiddle’s Law of Nekkidity: No matter what happens, everyone will be nekkid at the end of the thread. Next! ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191/320 "2000-07-18T16:43:54Z")
Ten steps ahead of you hon! Nekkid as the day i was born. And naked too. Want to see my tattoos? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-straight-dopers-survivor/23191.md?page=17)