…wooooooooooo aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh…
swimsuits. hehe. yah. :::licks chops:::
:::soulsling crawls through the sandy beach with all his might, determined to make it to the swimsuit show, avoiding all the mushroom people dragging at his feet, and the half a blue lobster chasing him with a spoon:::
Dude, someone get soul some coffee. SOBER UP, KIDDO.
You know, Mully, I think you just may be right. We’re just crazy enough to make Gilligan look like a vacation.
Swimsuits? When did we get swimsuits? HEY! Have I been parading about in palm leaves for no reason?
:::pauses long enough to let some mushroom people crawl into his mouth, finds missing foot, hits crab man with it, continues on to the fire pit with mr.fire inside it…:::
…funky little shack! funky little shack!..
If only we had an iceberg to set soulsling adrift on.
Until then, let the mariachis fly!
Another day dawns on the horizon. Soul awakens to find the rest of us have decided to have a Christmas in July party and decorate the tripping kid. Tied up in garlands of fuchsias and dripping with ornaments made of sea shells, he somehow seems to miss the inherent humor in the situation.
someone tell me what the B-52’s were doing here last nite please? and why am i wearing garland wreaths and christmas lights? hey Swiddles, why are you just wearing a leaf? could you step a little closer please…
see, soul, this has been a Very Special Episode of The Straight Doper’s Survior, in which soulsling learns an important lesson about sharing his drugs. If the rest of us had been high, there’s no way we would have been able to decorate the Christmas soul. But because you ate all the funny mushrooms yourself, we had a mariachi party and made you look like a tropical drag queen gone bad.
Next week, Blossom learns an Important Lesson About Sex.
Great, now I am thinking about Blossom episodes. It’s a good thing I am on an island, because my hysterical screaming would drive large towns mad.
Are you thinking about actual plot lines, Mully? Because if so, you just admitted to watching Blossom. [JoeyLawrence] Woah! [/JoeyLawrence]
This is way more entertaining than the CBS version… will there be a Straight Dope Big Brother coming soon too?
:::throws sea shells at Hoops:::
hey, none of that ya’hear!
where are the gosh darn marshmellows, anyone seen the marshmellows! i want to fry up some smores. Swiddles, grab that tub of chocolate by the mushroom patch, and grab some shrooms while your at it. tonites a party nite!
Hoops, if those bastards try to put us on TV and make us famous, then I would occasionally get some action. Since this is patently offensive, I would say that no, there won’t be a TV Version.
By the way, my trip from the Island of Luv to Houston rather much sucked.
I’m just hanging out for the SD version of Fantasy Island.
“de post!! De post!!!”
Soul, what kind of freaky smores do you eat man? You want to fry them up. Everyone knows you boil them in sea water. That’s where the taste comes from.
fine mully, get your arse over here and handle the sea water boiling of the smores, i’ll deal with the mushroom patch, and Swiddles can deal with tub-'o-chocolate.
Damn straight. mmmm…chocolate. Hey, lookatta pretty colors! Weeeeeee!!!
Soul, did you add anything to this tub o’chocolate?
i cannot tell a lie. i did chop down that cherry tree. so get some cherries too will ya. put in anything in that tub? nah, those mushrooms just grew there…
I think in all of our sun induced hallucinations, we have conjured up fake people, because there are a couple of names up above that I didn’t know were on the island. We either need to start some Swiss Family Warfare or get the limbo contest started and eat some seafood.
or we can eat them. finally, a source of fresh meat, extras guest starring on our island.
Mmmm, fresh meat. I knew I chose the rotisserie machine as my one luxury item for a good reason. Now, where are all of the plugins for this island located?