Anyone who brings me chocolate is welcome. But don’t let them convince you we all sleep in trees, Falcon. And stay away from the monkey with the funny look on his face, he’s a bastard.
Oh, Mully. Strip poker is my game. Who else is in?
::grinning in the knowledge that he lived a block off the Las Vegas Strip for a while, and never went hungry::
I’m game!
This is shaping up to be quite a game. Since it appears all of us are skilled and cheating, I think we need to band together and bring in some outside victims to line our pockets.
Let’s pick up the game after the weekend. I have a previous engagement to go and plunder the magical mango trees over on the northshore.
Good idea. We might want to saunder over to the crush thread and invite those we most want to see nekkid over to our island. Just a thought.
Nekkid? i’m there.
:::soulsling strips down to his briefs, pulls out a deck of cards from his trousers:::
Hearts anyone?
Hmmm…hearts. (thinks, damn, I’m GOOD at hearts, and he’s only in boxers…)
You’re on, honey!
You need a fourth for Hearts? Count me in…
Hah! And I know exactly how good you are at Hearts, soul. However, while I have usually been fairly drunk at the time, I am pretty sure strip card games start with the participants beginning clothed. Not that I’m complaining or anything… 
Swiddles, have you seen his picture??? HUSH! 
Now then…dealing the cards Who starts?
Hell,Falcon, I was at NYC Doperfest 2000 Redux. I ain’t complaining, I just don’t want the Hearts virgin here to think we’re taking advantage of him.
Don’t worry, soul. We’ll be gentle.
you kidding? i’m counting on it…
Soul’s gonna get taken.
Soul’s gonna get taken.
Twice? Good man. ::Swiddles does her Vegas bridge shuffle:: OK, kids. Get in or get out. It’s SHHHHHOOOOOWWWW time!
I want in. If I can’t participate in this naked action, I just won’t be able to live with myself. Shuffle and deal, papa needs a new pair of palm trees.
Hell, I’m in. Deal, Swiddles.
I’ll shuffle, but someone else has to deal. I will not have anyone accusing me of cheating. ::Looks around the table:: on the other hand…
whispers Swiddles, soulsling only has boxers on. Of COURSE we need to cheat!
innocent smile
Ok, i’m a pro at this game now. I’ll deal… I want the Queen of Spades right? don’t i?
::working the video camera, making sure to ONLY film the wimmens::
Of course, soul. And don’t forget to get all the hearts you can.
Boys against girls? ::bats eyes wildly::