# The Stripper, the Bachelor Party, and the Wedding that Wasn't **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 10, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-stripper-the-bachelor-party-and-the-wedding-that-wasnt/489001 "2009-03-10T20:16:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-stripper-the-bachelor-party-and-the-wedding-that-wasnt/489001/81 "2009-03-12T22:27:52Z")
> [@FallenAngel](#): > > I’ve been the bachelor party coordinator a few times. > > Here’s the rule: EVERYONE involved gets the cover story that through a series of misadventures no one can really relate, we ended up locked in a Christian Science reading room until 2 a.m. when the custodian showed up. > > No matter who asks, no matter how they ask, no matter what threats they make, ANYONE who deviates from the story is due for a pummeling from everyone else involved. > > First rule of stripper parties, you never talk about stripper parties. The first rule of mine, wisely thought of by my best man, was “cell phones off ALL NIGHT and NO CAMERAS”. ---
**Author:** ![CallMeKate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3d9bf3/32.png) [@CallMeKate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CallMeKate)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-stripper-the-bachelor-party-and-the-wedding-that-wasnt/489001/82 "2009-03-12T22:53:33Z")
Oh dear dear… Who is this stripper, im sure she could teach me a few awesome party tricks ; ] ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-stripper-the-bachelor-party-and-the-wedding-that-wasnt/489001/83 "2009-03-12T22:54:10Z")
Jeez. My bachelor party was me and a couple of XX videos I rented from Pic-A-Flick’s back room. And no, that’s not a typo. Apparently “XX” is how Pic-A-Flick labeled their money-shots-excised adult videos. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-stripper-the-bachelor-party-and-the-wedding-that-wasnt/489001/84 "2009-03-13T01:06:43Z")
Many years ago I went to a bachelor where much of the same type of “monetary exchange” occurred. Then one guy showed up with his “porno” movies. He slips a cassette into the VCR and up comes…bestiality. Different types, different animals, but all bestiality. Fuckin’ yuck. I went into the kitchen to keep the keg company, and I was soon joined by the hookers, and then by all but a couple of the guys who stayed to watch the “porno.” I’ve seen “beastie boy” a few more times over the years, but I can’t help but give him a wide berth. ---
**Author:** ![Monkey\_Chews](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@Monkey\_Chews](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monkey_Chews)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-stripper-the-bachelor-party-and-the-wedding-that-wasnt/489001/85 "2009-03-13T01:23:56Z")
> [@drastic\_quench](#): > > What, you’ve never gone engagement ring shopping? Hi-Oh! Funniest thing I’ve read all week. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-stripper-the-bachelor-party-and-the-wedding-that-wasnt/489001/86 "2009-03-13T13:49:27Z")
Jeesh, and I used to think that the microscopic traces of _cocaine_ on most of our bills was disturbing… :eek: Well, Mom always told us to wash our hands after handling money. She didn’t go into the disgusting details, though. ---
**Author:** ![runcible\_spoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc29f/32.png) [@runcible\_spoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/runcible_spoon)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-stripper-the-bachelor-party-and-the-wedding-that-wasnt/489001/87 "2009-03-13T17:59:49Z")
I’m thinking that with a little fluid, you could probably get a bill to adhere to a penis, and pick it up that way. Of course, where the fluid comes from is probably best left unanswered… ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-stripper-the-bachelor-party-and-the-wedding-that-wasnt/489001/88 "2009-03-13T18:17:04Z")
> [@New\_Beginning](#): > > (For what it’s worth, I’m going to be having my own bachelor party in less than 3 months and no strippers will be involved.) Ditto. ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-stripper-the-bachelor-party-and-the-wedding-that-wasnt/489001/89 "2009-03-13T18:36:18Z")
> [@The\_Scrivener](#): > > Jeesh, and I used to think that the microscopic traces of _cocaine_ on most of our bills was disturbing… :eek: > > Well, Mom always told us to wash our hands after handling money. She didn’t go into the disgusting details, though. Almost on topic: I cashiered for awhile when I was younger, and my hands have never gotten so dirty doing any other job aside from actual yardwork. My palms would be dark gray by the time the lunch rush was over, and it’d get under my nails, too. That stuff is _gross_ - and it was likely gross well before the stripper got “ahold” of it. And people wonder why some cashiers wear latex gloves while working. I never did, but I don’t fault people who do it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-stripper-the-bachelor-party-and-the-wedding-that-wasnt/489001.md?page=4)