# The Subtle Tortures Of The Vlork

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-subtle-tortures-of-the-vlork/367943>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 9, 2006, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-subtle-tortures-of-the-vlork/367943 "2006-08-09T00:54:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-subtle-tortures-of-the-vlork/367943/41 "2006-08-10T04:32:46Z")

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We call it “pyukkah” at my house, but I know this vlork of which you speak.

(It’s hard to spell words that aren’t really words.)

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-subtle-tortures-of-the-vlork/367943/42 "2006-08-10T07:35:17Z")

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Gah, I hate cats.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-subtle-tortures-of-the-vlork/367943/43 "2006-08-10T12:58:36Z")

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> [@RandMcnally](#):
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> Gah, I hate cats.

I really don’t get it, either. I’ll acknowledge that kittens are one of the cutest things in the world, but I don’t think I’d like to have something that regularly vomits on my floor!

But I’m certainly not criticizing anyone for having a big enough heart to allow an furry animal into their life. 🙂 (I have pets, they all live in tanks.)

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