# The SuEPs of the MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 28, 2016, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446 "2016-03-28T09:18:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/61 "2016-03-29T17:18:20Z")
I am aggravated beyond belief. Today the front door is broke and I cannot secure the bldg. The locksmith called and said someone will be here some time today. My network computer was out all morning. I went to the Mother Base and fetched my new shirts for the Air Show. We continue to be very busy and no one will leave me alone. I hate when people come by just to chat. I got no time to chat. But, I have to be nice. On the Lucky Louie front we got his stitches out this morning. Hopefully he is near bout healed. ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/62 "2016-03-29T17:34:56Z")
The SuEPs of the MMP **Spidey** What does SuEP stand for? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/63 "2016-03-29T17:49:06Z")
Special Undergraduate Evaluation Project. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/64 "2016-03-29T18:04:45Z")
I figured it was **Su** nday **E** vening **P** ost. Out of work. Waiting for the boss to finish doing whatever he’s doing on his girlfriend’s computer. I get the impression she’s not too bright… ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/65 "2016-03-29T18:22:32Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Special Undergraduate Evaluation Project. Any relation to double secret probation? 🙂 This cough is annoying. What’s worse is trying to figure out eating when swallowing ANYTHING hurts. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/66 "2016-03-29T18:27:47Z")
> [@missred](#): > > Oh, **bobbio**! Any tips on poison pen emails? Express the maximum amount of annoyance and sarcasm as possible. And durned tootin’ I would have stormed the head if the housekeeper was cleaning out of schedule. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/67 "2016-03-29T18:29:08Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Very interesting company meeting. I have gotten myself hired by a heck of a company! They’re hiring like crazy and making lots of money. Huzzah!!! > > I also found out for sure the my boss and my office mate are an item and a source of company gossip. Swell. As long as they don’t get nekkid :eek: on her desk, I don’t suppose I care. Maybe when my sweetie retires, I’ll take his job. > > Well, back to work! Do they need software engineers? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/68 "2016-03-29T20:02:52Z")
Howdy Y’all! Tuesday has been survived. YAY! ‘Twas a day of what I call busy irk. Case notes, a conference call, gatherin’ up info to submit for EOM reports, and gatherin’ up info for quarterly reports, plus the usual phone calls. Oh well, it kept me out of trouble and off the streets. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/69 "2016-03-29T20:18:25Z")
So much for thinking I’d get anything done today. Irk sent another email offering a bonus for logging in. My mother called, she’s upset. Then niece 2 called, my mother is driving her crazy. I just laughed and gave her some pointers on how to deal with my mother. My mother wanted my niece to call my father’s side of the family about my aunt, and my niece is uncomfortable doing it. I told her I’d call the aunt I talk to every week, and I’ll post it on FB. The aunt I spoke with said she’d call everyone else, so done. I need to order flowers. And groceries. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/70 "2016-03-29T20:18:49Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Oh well, it kept me out of trouble and off the streets. 😃 For which many are very, very happy. :dubious: This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 1 seconds. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/71 "2016-03-29T20:23:26Z")
I have no uncles left, and only one aunt. My mother is now the oldest of her generation, on that side of the family. A cousin on my father’s side is the oldest of her family, and she’s only five years older than I am. She has no siblings either, but she does have kids and grandkids. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/72 "2016-03-29T20:32:41Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Do they need software engineers? Check your PMs Home - now that school is back in session, I realize my easy commute home was only easy because of spring break. I hate having to do 30 along a stretch of road where I can normally do 55 easily. Stoopit kids. 😛 \*\*FCD \*\*is snoozing. Supper will be whatever. And that’s all the news that’s fit to print!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/73 "2016-03-29T20:33:57Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Oh well, it kept me out of trouble and off the streets. 😃 And what should we expect come July??? Will you be running amok, terrorizing the neighbors? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/74 "2016-03-29T20:57:32Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > I also found out for sure the my boss and my office mate are an item and a source of company gossip. Swell. As long as they don’t get nekkid :eek: on her desk, I don’t suppose I care. Maybe when my sweetie retires, I’ll take his job. Is his desk in a completely-enclosed office, lockable from the inside? Nosy minds want to know. > [@Seanette](#): > > This cough is annoying. What’s worse is trying to figure out eating when swallowing ANYTHING hurts. After my tonsillectomy, a steady diet of custard and bad ice cream was held for too long. The next item added was bread soups (bread in milk) and cookies dunked in milk. Adding jello, yoghurts and cereal may not add up to the healthiest diet ever, but none of them hurt a sore throat (if they do, you’re way beyond “a cold”). ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/75 "2016-03-29T21:13:44Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > Is his desk in a completely-enclosed office, lockable from the inside? Nosy minds want to know. His office is in a completely separate hallway from ours, the only one of 4 in that area that’s occupied. Of course, the bathrooms are right across the hall from his office… How can someone become a boss and not realize how it looks to be carrying on with a subordinate? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/76 "2016-03-29T21:25:28Z")
I cleaned, did a little shopping. The upstairs neighbor’s dog got loose and threw up at me when I came home.:dubious: Now it’s off to watch the game. Bummer about the computer issues, rosie. : crosses appropriate and inappropriate appendages for **gotti** and **DH** : ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/77 "2016-03-29T21:42:38Z")
Dindin has been consumed. Leftover ham from Sunday (now gone bye bye), peas 'n carrots, and mac 'n cheese. Easy and tasty just the way I like my dindin and my men. **rosie** hope the 'puter woes are fixed soonest. **MOOOOOOM** the neighbors will be given sixty days notice. They can barricade their houses or move. It’s all up to them. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/78 "2016-03-29T21:54:07Z")
I can’t believe I haven’t told y’all this yet. I was [sermon fodder](http://www.stpatricksalbany.org/St._Patricks_Episcopal_Church/Sermons/Entries/2016/3/27_Easters_Laughter.html) again on Sunday. I live to set examples for others. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/79 "2016-03-29T22:07:35Z")
**swampy** , I’m impressed. I figured if you were ever mentioned in a sermon, it would be as a bad example! 😉_Yea, verily, don’t let this happen to you!!!_ Higgs has eaten. We haven’t. Not sure I’m hungry, but I will be. Eventually. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/80 "2016-03-29T22:51:22Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > **swampy** , I’m impressed. I figured if you were ever mentioned in a sermon, it would be as a bad example! 😉_Yea, verily, don’t let this happen to you!!!_ > > Higgs has eaten. We haven’t. Not sure I’m hungry, but I will be. Eventually. I’m sure YP has one lined up in his queue. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446.md?page=5)