# The SuEPs of the MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 28, 2016, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446 "2016-03-28T09:18:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/101 "2016-03-30T11:09:15Z")
I’m in the office. I’d rather still be snuggled under the covers in bed. Adulting is hard!!! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/102 "2016-03-30T11:24:18Z")
> [@Buttercup\_Smith](#): > > The SuEPs of the MMP **Spidey** What does SuEP stand for? > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Special Undergraduate Evaluation Project. > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > I figured it was **Su** nday **E** vening **P** ost. **Mooommm** got it; she’s smarter!..& in other breaking news, the sky is blue. Also, this just in…water’s wet. > [@dogbutler](#): > > The upstairs neighbor’s dog got loose and threw up at me when I came home.:dubious: : At least the dog isn’t blind. 🆒 (What does a blind dog get, a seeing-eye hamster?) > [@Nava](#): > > Squidoat. Like the Capricorn, but with some Schnauzer in the middle. Don’t order the Schnitzel, they’re using Schnauzer. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/103 "2016-03-30T11:35:45Z")
One of the ads I’m getting (I can Dope at work but not install AdBlock) is for a department store’s wedding services. It’s pushing the music. … with the amount of venues that offer their own DJ or live orchestra (for starters, any of the hundreds of hotel restaurants specializing in “family celebrations”), aren’t there other aspects of the whole wedding organization which would be more problematic? I mean, I can see saying “hey, you can buy your dress and suit here, and have them fitted if needed, and register, and if you’re moving we can decorate the new house!” but “we’ll play the Chicken Dance for you!” doesn’t seem to be solving any of the usual problems. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/104 "2016-03-30T12:23:22Z")
full of blurf ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/105 "2016-03-30T13:57:40Z")
**Flytrap** - why the hate for me and **Sari**? We shall not be wishing you good night in future. Good day sir! In other news, Kid 2 is off to school. Kid 1 and DH are about to leave. I am out of grape juice and dog food, so at least some shopping will have to occur today. (Grape juice is the magic elixir that allows Kid 2 to take his meds.) Happy Wednesday! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/106 "2016-03-30T14:18:58Z")
> [@ddsun](#): > > **Flytrap** - why the hate for me and **Sari**? We shall not be wishing you good night in future. Good day sir! > > In other news, Kid 2 is off to school. Kid 1 and DH are about to leave. > > I am out of grape juice and dog food, so at least some shopping will have to occur today. (Grape juice is the magic elixir that allows Kid 2 to take his meds.) > > Happy Wednesday! I do beg your pardon, I did not intend a slight. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/107 "2016-03-30T14:53:30Z")
Well, ok then. 😃 **Sari**? All good? **Flytrap** - who were you slighting? (Going out on a limb here - Spidey?) ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/108 "2016-03-30T14:57:54Z")
> [@ddsun](#): > > (Going out on a limb here - Spidey?) Limb heck ---- that would be an entire forest! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/109 "2016-03-30T15:20:49Z")
> [@ddsun](#): > > **Flytrap** - who were you slighting? (Going out on a limb here - Spidey?) T’wasn’t me, I’m not a dumb ass…I’m a smartass! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/110 "2016-03-30T15:36:46Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > T’wasn’t me, I’m not a dumb ass…I’m a smartass! One does not necessarily exclude the other. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/111 "2016-03-30T16:31:15Z")
Speaking of asses, is your IRL name “Jack”? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/112 "2016-03-30T17:04:33Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Speaking of asses, is your IRL name “Jack”? :dubious: Yes, Jack Meouf. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/113 "2016-03-30T17:30:24Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > T’wasn’t me, I’m not a dumb ass…I’m a smartass! Good thing you’re smart! Otherwise, you’d just be an ass. 😃 I wrote a poison pen email to our facilities department who handles interfacing with the cleaning services contractors, as did my cow-orkers. We each received a reply thanking us for bringing it to their attention and that the situation was being taken care of. The housekeeper was out of there on time today. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/114 "2016-03-30T17:34:03Z")
**Blurf** So I have this PII training that has to be done by tomorrow but when I went into the TWMS system it shows me not being due until the end of Sept. WTF? Like all I have is a bunch of spare time to do online training. Not. This is the longest week in history. Only Wednesday. Jeez. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/115 "2016-03-30T19:36:31Z")
Howdy Y’all! Hump Day has been survived. YAY! Not a bad trip to the southwest forty today even. Sallit with grilled chikin strips and cheesy garlic bread for dindin. Easy and tasty just the way I like my dindin and my men. ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/116 "2016-03-30T20:38:24Z")
Tomorrow is the Budweiser Clydesdales Day. They will be across the street at the store and my boss actually gave me permission to place a temporarily closed sign on the office door so we can all go over and visit. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/117 "2016-03-30T21:11:12Z")
Happy Hump Day! It’s bright and sunny, and not too cold. Busy morning, then went grocery shopping. I got a pound of steamed shrimp and it was good. All good **Sunny** , until next time. I’ll be watching you Flytrap, you’re off my list - for now. Here’s a PSA from a little ass [http://jackass.net/2016/sba16/november.html](http://jackass.net/2016/sba16/november.html) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/118 "2016-03-30T21:21:34Z")
Dindin has been consumed. 'Twas good. We’s full. **Butters** I am sooooooooo jealous. I want to see the big horsies! ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/119 "2016-03-30T21:24:32Z")
I am so excited about the huge horsies. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446/120 "2016-03-30T21:29:04Z")
> [@Buttercup\_Smith](#): > > I am so excited about the huge horsies. Please make sure to give them some pets on my behalf (would love to see them myself!). Hoping I’ll get rid of the mental fog in time to get some homework done today that’s due tomorrow. DH is a bit more productive today than I am, since he’s gotten one wheel worth of brake parts replaced, and the second wheel should go even faster (he’s only doing the front today). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sueps-of-the-mmp/750446.md?page=7)