# The Summer's Over, but the River Was Nice

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 6, 2005, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327 "2005-09-06T13:03:11Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/61 "2005-09-07T14:23:50Z")

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> [@Rue DeDay](#):
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> And also Brody dog. He goes in to get his parts ectomied today.

AWWWWWW poor Brody dog! Make sure he gets lots o’ lovin’ and treats. He deserves it. AWWWWWW!

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### Author: ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/62 "2005-09-07T14:25:53Z")

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I’m sending my best wishes to **FCD** too. I hope he can avoid the surgery, but at the same time, I can appreciate his feeling that he just wants the pain gone and is willing to do the surgery to have it taken care of.

Those maple buns sound yummy.

Also best wishes to Brody dog for his ‘ectomy’. Hopefully he won’t puke all over your car on the way home from the vet. That’s what my lab did after his little “surgery”. Fortunately, he was in the back of the truck, but the poor guy was just so woozy and sick.

I spent my whole youth camping, backpacking, and fishing. I loved it. I still love camping, backpacking and fishing, though I’m getting a little soft in my old age. I used to be able to sleep on a little roll up mat on the ground. Now, I need an air mattress. My poor back just can’t take the hard ground.

I better do some work now.

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### Author: ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/63 "2005-09-07T14:48:58Z")

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Is Ophelia still projected to cut across northern Flarduh and southern Jawja? Gettin’ ready to batten down the hatches, **Swampy** and **Puggy**?

Might be a bad time for either of you to go camping or canoeing…

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### Author: ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/64 "2005-09-07T14:56:54Z")

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What happens if we get 26 tropical storms/hurricanes in one year? Do they go back around to A? I can’t recall it ever happening. Off to the Weater Service …

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### Author: ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/65 "2005-09-07T15:02:42Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> What happens if we get 26 tropical storms/hurricanes in one year? Do they go back around to A? I can’t recall it ever happening. Off to the Weater Service …

I think they start using the Cryllic or Arabic languages for names. Just a thought.

Best wishes to **VunverVife** and **FCD**. My uncle has a long history of herniated discs, and he usually ends up with the surgery.

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### Author: ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/66 "2005-09-07T15:13:14Z")

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**Draelin** , I wondered that exact same thing. I figure they just start over with a new set of names at A again. But cyrillic would be funnier.

I’m tired this morning. I think I’m temporarily burning the candle at both ends.

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### Author: ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/67 "2005-09-07T15:13:31Z")

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**FCM** : At least you’re scheduling it to happen. We sold one of our dog’s puppies to a friend, and they took him somewhere to get groomed, and he came home looking exactly the same… but without nuts.

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### Author: ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/68 "2005-09-07T15:18:23Z")

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because I really do feel like crap. I was up until 4:45 Am with the worst case of insomnia ever, and these ragweed allergies are killing me.

I just wanted to say; I’m glad to see \*\*Vunderwife \*\* is doing well, and wanted to give my best wishes to **FairyChatDad**. In the spine?! Eurgh.

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### Author: ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/69 "2005-09-07T15:21:05Z")

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> [@scout1222](#):
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> **Draelin** , I wondered that exact same thing. I figure they just start over with a new set of names at A again. But cyrillic would be funnier.

It certainly would. [Here’s](http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames.shtml) a list of hurricane names for the whole world. Apparently, they only have six years’ worth of names, and recycle. Devastating and catastrophic storm names are retired, I assume to avoid confusion six years down the line. I think we can safely say that Katrina will not be on the list for 2011.

I’m also mildly offended that there has never been a Hurricane Jessica. My mother would disagree.

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### Author: ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/70 "2005-09-07T16:16:41Z")

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> [@chaoticdonkey](#):
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> **FCM** : At least you’re scheduling it to happen. We sold one of our dog’s puppies to a friend, and they took him somewhere to get groomed, and he came home looking exactly the same… but without nuts.

Ummm… **donkey**  **FCM** did not schedule her hubby to be neutered today. He’s just gettin’ a shot in the spine. Unless, that’s just what she’s tellin’ him to get him to the doctor. :eek:

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### Author: ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/71 "2005-09-07T16:23:49Z")

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**Bobbio** I don’t expect much out of Ophelia in my neck of the woods. Maybe just some rain. Right now, it looks like she may not even reach land just hang out in the Atlantic and cause tropical stormy stuff along the Fl/GA/SC coast. However, we all know she could turn toward land at any time. I’m just keeping a watch over the next three to five days to see what happens.

\<snerk\> **Lissla** has maple buns! \<snerk\>

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### Author: ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/72 "2005-09-07T17:19:58Z")

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> [@Rue DeDay](#):
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> One time a group of our boys (but not me, oddly enough) almost got arrested by the Army for trying to break into their tanks. The Army doesn’t seem to like people messing with their tanks. Go figure.

They shoulda’ done what my brother did. The Army actually paid him to ride around in their tanks.

> [@VunderBob](#):
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> Just talked to VunderWife. She had a decent night, and the nurses are doing unspeakably cruel things to her like making her get up and walk around. It wasn’t a problem for me, but VW has orthpedic problems that make walking difficult. That’s why she had the bypass; the weight loss ought to relieve the pressure, and lessen the arthritis and other stuff she has to deal with.

Best wishes for her recovery. The (other) crappy thing about gastric bypass whatsit surgery is that you don’t get rewarded with ice cream afterwards, like when you get your tonsils out.

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### Author: ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/73 "2005-09-07T17:25:20Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> Is Ophelia still projected to cut across northern Flarduh and southern Jawja? Gettin’ ready to batten down the hatches, **Swampy** and **Puggy**?
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> Might be a bad time for either of you to go camping or canoeing…

Have you seen the models? Those things are going every which way! Best case scenario, lotta rain. In any event, Mr. Anachi checked out the generator over the weekend and I’ll probably gas up on my way home tomorrow.

Friday, The Princess[sup]TM[/sup] is getting all four wisdom teeth extracted and I’m providing transport so another day off. These three-day work weeks are killin me! 😃

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### Author: ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/74 "2005-09-07T17:25:42Z")

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> [@Exgineer](#):
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> Best wishes for her recovery. The (other) crappy thing about gastric bypass whatsit surgery is that you don’t get rewarded with ice cream afterwards, like when you get your tonsils out.

Not really. I got my nose into No Sugar Added ice cream the 3rd week out. It was therapeutic…

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### Author: ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/75 "2005-09-07T18:04:25Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Ummm… **donkey**  **FCM** did not schedule her hubby to be neutered today. He’s just gettin’ a shot in the spine. Unless, that’s just what she’s tellin’ him to get him to the doctor. :eek:

Nah, my factory was closed down years ago - no need to get him snipped. Heck, he’s traumatized enough that his cat was fixed. The cat doesn’t seem to care at all.

We’re leaving in a few minutes - thanks for all the good wishes. I get nervous with anything spine related, but I try my best to keep a good thought and trust the professionals. And I’m outta here…

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### Author: ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/76 "2005-09-07T18:14:56Z")

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Well, I _am_ sort of medium beige…  
Mr. Lissar ate a cinnamon bun! He actually ate something I baked! I am aghast!  
We’ve got two cup holders on our computer, too. They’re not spaced right for maximum beverage holding. I should write in and complain. I did know a guy who worked in tech support years ago, and someone phoned in to ask about thier cup holder. Ergh.

He also got a call from a distraught customer who said, “The computer keeps saying to insert disk three, but I had such a hard time just getting the second one in- what should I do?”

Ouch.

Lunchtime. Homemade pizza, ramen, or sugar and butter covered baked goods? So hard to decide. I should make bean and lentil soup today. I did pot roast yesterday but the meat didn’t soften up (shut up!) so I’m thinking of shredding it and using it in… something else?Any suggestions? I’m used to sticking shredded ham in things, but I can’t imagine putting shredded beef in, say, mac’n’cheese.

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### Author: ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/77 "2005-09-07T18:36:57Z")

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I can’t wait until next year. BSMF’s name is on the list. Tee hee!

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### Author: ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/78 "2005-09-07T18:52:28Z")

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**Lissla** shred the roast and use it for bbq sammiches. That’s always good.

Umm… **scout** dare I ask list for what?

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### Author: ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/79 "2005-09-07T19:36:46Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Ummm… **donkey**  **FCM** did not schedule her hubby to be neutered today. He’s just gettin’ a shot in the spine. Unless, that’s just what she’s tellin’ him to get him to the doctor. :eek:

I meant **Rue DeDog**. You knew that.

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### Author: ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-summers-over-but-the-river-was-nice/320327/80 "2005-09-07T19:45:02Z")

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> [@chaoticdonkey](#):
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> I meant **Rue DeDog**. You knew that.

Yeah but did **FairyChatDad** know that? 😛

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