# The Surprise! MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [February 11, 2013, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946 "2013-02-11T05:49:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2013, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/361 "2013-02-16T23:44:36Z")
Reservations for one? ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2013, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/362 "2013-02-16T23:51:20Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Reservations for one? Already in jammies :). ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2013, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/363 "2013-02-16T23:56:03Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Already in jammies :). Reservations for one at the Wally\*World snack bar then. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/364 "2013-02-17T00:19:25Z")
too bad you didn’t think of it earlier (nor did I) but we coulda met somewhere ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/365 "2013-02-17T00:22:28Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > too bad you didn’t think of it earlier (nor did I) but we coulda met somewhere There’s still time to meet at the Wally\*World snack bar. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/366 "2013-02-17T00:26:20Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > On my own for dinner. What to make? What do you have in the refrigerator and pantry? ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/367 "2013-02-17T01:54:39Z")
> [@The\_Vorlon](#): > > And not to mention, the new one gets 40% better mileage, has a backup camera and a far higher BPU count [blinkies per unit] Blinkies per unit? ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/368 "2013-02-17T01:56:04Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > On my own for dinner. What to make? Phone call to delivery place? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/369 "2013-02-17T02:12:31Z")
Snowpocalypse was a bust. i’m taking tomorrow off(I like my job, but absense makes the heart grow fonder. 😉 )Papa John brought me dinner. > [@anyrose](#): > > Mumpers and Mumpettes, may I present [my Himem\*](https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151427871504803&set=a.10150521338924803.400794.694399802&type=1&theater) > > - the gender opposite of harem : blushes : > [@anyrose](#): > > since each of you at some point has express an interest in cooking, y’all can take turns, but one night a week must be Chinese Take Out and one must be Pizza/Calzone night. Works for me. Can I clean, too?😃 ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/370 "2013-02-17T02:28:43Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > What do you have in the refrigerator and pantry? I ended up with tinned soup and a slice of the bread I just made and an apple. Worked for me. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/371 "2013-02-17T02:29:53Z")
“tinned soup”? I didn’t know you were British 😃 eta - we need to do lunch again ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/372 "2013-02-17T02:32:58Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > She knows all about Kimberly Clark? Smart cat! Ha! 😃 What a bizarre day it’s been here. But it’s almost done and I am totally ready for bed. Goodnight everyone! (I’m not going to tell you to behave because, ya know… lol) ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/373 "2013-02-17T02:39:36Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Can I clean, too?😃 Good idea, why dontcha stop here first to get some practice first. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/374 "2013-02-17T02:42:37Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Good idea, why dontcha stop here first to get some practice first. 😉 You’re not the Cute One. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/375 "2013-02-17T03:01:52Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > You’re not the Cute One. 😛 That’s not what she said! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/376 "2013-02-17T03:04:40Z")
Snow! It actually snowed here today, and it was a challenge to get the chihuaua to go outside. Pray for me… I need to go to Ikea tomorrow :eek: to get a hook that matches our existing towel bars, so DH will have something to hang his pump on next to the shower. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/377 "2013-02-17T03:49:52Z")
> [@gotpasswords](#): > > Pray for me… I need to go to Ikea tomorrow :eek: Go early; they have dirt cheap fud. Their big brekkie is only $2. They did our didn’t tonite. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/378 "2013-02-17T03:51:07Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Mumpers and Mumpettes, may I present [my Himem\*](https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151427871504803&set=a.10150521338924803.400794.694399802&type=1&theater) Do you have cable or satellite? How large is the TV in my room? How about pets? Where do I put my 100 gallon Tanganyika aquarium? Who will Kosher the kitchen after Swampy cooks pork? What about overnight “guests”? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/379 "2013-02-17T03:54:22Z")
> [@gotpasswords](#): > > Snow! It actually snowed here today, and it was a challenge to get the chihuaua to go outside. I just throw the little bastards out the back door. I have to carry the…Patagonian? Persian? Ah! Pomeranian up and down the stairs anyway. My back hurts. Waiting for half a Vicodin and a glass of Burgundy to kick in. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946/380 "2013-02-17T04:08:23Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Go early; they have dirt cheap fud. Their big brekkie is only $2. They did our **dinner** tonite. Stoopit auto-complete. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-surprise-mmp/649946.md?page=20)