The Tamarian language makes no sense

I’m curious: imagine the universal translator is up and running when an enemy warship points its guns at the Enterprise; the alien commander announces that he’ll open fire unless our heroes teleport over a bunch of women along with the priceless artifacts being ferried around. “Yes, sir,” says Picard, as Data instead puts a bomb in the container on the transporter pad; “I’ll send the Trojan Horse this very minute. I’m ever so glad we can settle this peacefully; trusting us is your Achilles’ heel.”

What does the alien hear?