# The taste of..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 28, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-taste-of/59796 "2001-03-28T05:28:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-taste-of/59796/41 "2001-03-29T14:05:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tyklfe \* > \*\* She bought a product off of the internet called “Semen-x” which claimed to be able to “sweeten” the flavor of Semen. Her Boyfriend had to take it eight hours prior to, um…commencement of exercises, but she told me that it worked. It didn’t make it taste like Candy, but it did make it significantly more enjoyable. \*\* Here’s the link if you are all interested: [http://www.semenex.com/](http://www.semenex.com/) …not that I’ve ever used it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-taste-of/59796/42 "2001-03-29T14:05:52Z")
Hardygrrl I hear you, in fact we discussed this very technique in the [Is swallowing necessary thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=62657)a few weeks ago. While it is true that there are spunk wrangling methods that could be employed that would make discussing the taste of the slippery stuff a moot point, sometimes it’s just nice to talk about chocolate covered citrus sperm, tally whacking and all sorts of amusing things and to enjoy the mental images that the discussion provides. Besides, I just placed an order for 1 gross of “Try me, I’ve got citrus spunk” T shirts and I would hate to see them go to waste. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Xerxes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/d2c977/32.png) [@Xerxes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xerxes)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-taste-of/59796/43 "2001-03-29T14:23:38Z")
Put me down for one. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-taste-of/59796/44 "2001-03-29T14:30:23Z")
> [@](#): > > , I just placed an order for 1 gross of “Try me, I’ve got citrus spunk” T shirts… I don’t swallow that! ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-taste-of/59796/45 "2001-03-29T14:34:15Z")
Man, this might be the wrong place to admit I don’t enjoy receiving BJs… ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-taste-of/59796/46 "2001-03-29T16:06:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*Man, this might be the wrong place to admit I don’t enjoy receiving BJs… \*\* Poor, poor guy. You’ve never been blown right. There a lot more involved then just having some chick (or dude) bob up and down on dantheman, jr. It’s an art. There’s lips, hands, fingers, boobs (if applicable) and lots and lots of saliva involved. But as to the OP, my man’s been on a health kick lately and has been eating fruit (including citrus) daily for the past 2 weeks. I’ll test out the theory in the next few nights. ---
**Author:** ![YoungGotti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/c2a13f/32.png) [@YoungGotti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YoungGotti)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-taste-of/59796/47 "2001-03-29T16:09:37Z")
For all the drinkers out there (and I’m sure there are at least one or two of you), it’s important to consider what you drink if you want to keep things tasting good. Hard liquor, for the most part, has an extremely negative effect on flavor. If you want to improve palatability try a medium bodied beer like a pale ale. It (reportedly) makes your… ummmm… stuff taste much better. Just be sure to avoid Guiness - same result as coffee. Once again I have too much knowledge on a subject I probably shouldn’t. Gotti ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-taste-of/59796/48 "2001-03-29T16:27:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JuanitaTech \* > \*\*Poor, poor guy. You’ve never been blown right. There a lot more involved then just having some chick (or dude) bob up and down on dantheman, jr. It’s an art. There’s lips, hands, fingers, boobs (if applicable) and lots and lots of saliva involved. \*\* Oh, I know, but there’s more to that in my own situation. [Very embarrassing mode: About to reveal personal shtuff.] Sexual dysfunction’s fun, ain’t it? With me, I need soooo much to be the one doing the … uh… thrusting, as it were. I just can’t be passive! I know, it’s all psychosomatic, but it’s damn near impossible for me to ejaculate in that matter. In fact, it’s happened all of one time. _sigh_ I think it’s also because I quite stupidly have convinced myself that there are better places for that end product to wind up! And finally, I think I don’t enjoy it much because… well, I feel I’m being selfish. Yes, I realize some women enjoy the act, but I’d much rather be the giver. [/very embarrassing mode] ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-taste-of/59796/49 "2001-03-29T16:40:25Z")
**dantheman** , did you know that you could still be on the giving end while receivng a BJ? As oxymoronic as that sounds, it’s true! If your partner can overcome the gag reflex, you can still thrust while getting fellated. In fact, I love it when my man does that. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-taste-of/59796/50 "2001-03-29T16:41:37Z")
I hate to burst bubbles here, but chocolate is out. It is the caffine in the chocolate, soda, and coffee that makes the bitter taste. Cranberry juice is great for the cause. But I am wondering about the citrus. I would think it would make it taste sharp and tangy. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-taste-of/59796/51 "2001-03-29T16:58:33Z")
[hijack again] Yes, **Juanita** , I’m well aware of that, and I do that when I can, too. Of course, I’ve heard it’s even better with a partner! [/hijack] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-taste-of/59796.md?page=2)