# The Teaming Millions Nickname Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 20, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660 "2000-10-20T14:52:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/21 "2000-10-21T02:10:55Z")
Shitting Squirrels. Next up: Mr Cynical! (Do him good, the bastard!) ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/22 "2000-10-21T02:13:41Z")
Mr. Cynical = Mr Clinical 😃 Next: DRY ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/23 "2000-10-21T02:15:58Z")
Smilie Man. S&M for short. Next: Jack Batty ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/24 "2000-10-21T02:35:00Z")
Biggirl, I am assuming that you were simulposting with Silo for Mr. Cynical. So, let me address the DRY question, and resume your Jack Batty suggestion. DRY is Mr. Shakespeare, of course! And, Jack Batty is next. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/25 "2000-10-21T03:16:05Z")
Jack Batty = Flapjack. Next: David B ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/26 "2000-10-21T03:32:45Z")
David B. Goode, of course. Next up, Intriguing Question Mark. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/27 "2000-10-21T04:12:31Z")
Intriguing Question Mark = Fascinating Punctuation = Fatuation Next: tatertot ---
**Author:** ![Fletch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@Fletch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fletch)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/28 "2000-10-21T04:21:22Z")
Spud babe Next up: John Corrado ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/29 "2000-10-21T04:32:08Z")
**John Corrado** = Satan’s Bed Buddy. Next: **Scotticher**. (And I like your sig, Scotti. :)) ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/30 "2000-10-21T05:10:29Z")
Scotti-- Happy Bow-Bedeckled Puppy :^) (I’m sure someone could think of something better though) Next: Fairy Princess Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/31 "2000-10-21T05:15:27Z")
Fairy Princess Kitty: Queen Pussy? (huh? Oh, get your minds out of the gutter :D) Next: Sue Dunyhm ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/32 "2000-10-21T15:06:07Z")
Sue Duhnym: Cutie-Nose. Next up: Democritus. Love, Flapjack. (I like it) ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/33 "2000-10-21T15:08:32Z")
Democritus = Gluteus Maximus. Or Biggus Diccus? Next up: Spider Woman Um, does anyone else see the irony of nicknaming someone’s pseudonym? No? Carry on, then. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/34 "2000-10-21T15:12:23Z")
Arachni-Femme Next: lolagranola! ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/35 "2000-10-21T15:31:51Z")
lolagranola = Kinks’ Breakfast = Kinky Breakfast? next = Manhattan ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/36 "2000-10-21T16:02:24Z")
The SDMB’s Cary Grant. Next? Satan. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/37 "2000-10-21T16:08:59Z")
Satan = Mr. Drain bead Next: Drain Bead ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/38 "2000-10-21T16:28:39Z")
Drain Bead - Bride of Darkness Incarnate Next up - Alphagene ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/39 "2000-10-21T16:29:35Z")
Alphagene = Snookums Next: Omniscient ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/40 "2000-10-21T16:30:42Z")
Nah, nix that. Alphagene = Care Bear! Next is till Omni, but you have to find something other than Shiny White Ass. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660.md?page=3)