# The Teaming Millions Nickname Game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 20, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660 "2000-10-20T14:52:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/41 "2000-10-21T16:41:28Z")

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Omni, International Man of Mystery, who won’t bare his ass on request. (Hey, I didn’t call it shiny or white)

Next? magdalene.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/42 "2000-10-21T22:27:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Satan \*  
> **Oh! I get to do myself!!**

_snicker_

I am quite sure I do not even need to make the joke here folks.

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/43 "2000-10-22T00:57:33Z")

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So the prince of darkness is double jointed?

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/44 "2000-10-22T01:03:19Z")

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I guess Satan’s thread should have been called “You want me to stick me where!!!”

Keith

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/45 "2000-10-22T01:16:36Z")

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Skipping blithely over the hijack:

Magdalene - Sammy

(If anyone can figure out how I got there, you’ll get a big 'ol pat on the back)

Next - pricciar

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/46 "2000-10-22T03:00:11Z")

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pricciar - Pickle

next: Turpentine

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**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/47 "2000-10-22T04:58:12Z")

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Turpentine = Bitsy Pookums  
(w/apologies to B. Watterson)

Next up: Zenster!

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**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/48 "2000-10-22T14:21:56Z")

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Zenster? Crash.

Next? Eutychus55.

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/49 "2000-10-22T19:03:19Z")

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> Sqrlcub posted: I think we should call sk8rtrix, Trixie. Just seems appropriate.

But, I’m so much more macho than a “Trixie”

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/50 "2000-10-22T20:02:29Z")

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Ohh but you have to do me. I do so enjoy nicknames. Don’t forget me peeps…

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/51 "2000-10-22T20:12:39Z")

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Zoggie- the new breakfast zereal…  
now do me!

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/52 "2000-10-22T20:30:33Z")

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What better for **vanilla** than **cookie**?

Since **don Jaime** brought up my name and **lolagranola** made the abstruse connection to **Crash** I am fomally obliged to crash this thread and direct you to my [1,000th post party](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=43161).

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lolagranola \*  
> \*\*Zenster? Crash.
> 
> Next? Eutychus55. \*\*

What cosmic debris that I required **Eutychus** to repair the marquee for my party. Musta just polished your crystal ball, huh **lola**?

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/53 "2000-10-22T20:31:34Z")

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Eutychus55- Koala

vanilla- Spike

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/54 "2000-10-22T20:32:54Z")

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Ooops…

Next, Flodnak

::shuffles off to post stuffing recipe::

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/55 "2000-10-22T20:33:32Z")

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Damn you Zenster! You shall steal my thunder, NO MORE! I will sic my Satanic Frying Pan upon your punk-arse.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/56 "2000-10-22T22:44:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by vanilla \*  
> \*\*Zoggie- the new breakfast zereal…  
> now do me! \*\*

[in disbelief]the new **BREAKFAST ZEREAL** [/in disbelief]

I rather like it.

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**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/57 "2000-10-22T22:54:40Z")

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[sarcasm] I…uh… see no one took the time to make me a nickname-  
anyone wanna?  
please?  
[/sarcasm]  
😛

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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/58 "2000-10-23T13:04:59Z")

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Flodnak - The Svengali

and since Ad Noctum requested he is next.

HUGS!  
Ed Asner’s Nubby

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**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/59 "2000-10-23T13:12:03Z")

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Ad Noctum - ad nauseum (I’m sorry, but they sound so similar!)

Next up - screech owl

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teaming-millions-nickname-game/37660/60 "2000-10-23T13:26:01Z")

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screetch owl- hooties

next Uke Ike

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