# The Teeming Minions Fantasy League **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 30, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teeming-minions-fantasy-league/31296 "2000-08-30T04:15:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teeming-minions-fantasy-league/31296/101 "2000-10-31T16:31:06Z")
```auto Week 9 **Hell Dwellers 79.26 South Park Visitors 71.81** High and Mighty 64.87 Cobras 54.95 **Edmonton Smugglers 53.77 Baltimore Weirdos 39.79** Rockville Crows 48.73 Terlingua Drop-Outs 20.90 Soy Un Pedador 55.43 KC Whammies 11.69 **Seattle Sinners 90.19 Monroeville Maroons 34.14** **Skaggsville Falcons 39.49** Jalisco Jimadors 55.81 Pepperland Broncos 29.23 **Wisconsin Cows 64.14** **Hermoso Castor 73.78** The Unmighty Osips 45.06 Improbable Probables 34.76 **Qwispy Killers 48.41** Team W-L-T Win % Points Stk 1 Seattle Sinners 7-2-0 0.778 675.21 W-5 2 South Park Visitors 7-2-0 0.778 612.23 W-1 3 Hell Dwellers 6-3-0 0.667 606.74 W-2 4 Jalisco Jimadors 6-3-0 0.667 588.43 L-1 5 Hermoso Castor 6-3-0 0.667 519.29 W-1 6 Monroeville Maroons 6-3-0 0.667 508.60 W-6 7 Qwispy Killers 6-3-0 0.667 462.07 W-2 8 Skaggsville Falcons 5-4-0 0.556 493.49 W-1 9 Soy Un Pedador 5-4-0 0.556 468.16 L-1 10 Improbable Probables 5-4-0 0.556 453.94 L-1 11 Cobras 4-5-0 0.444 495.86 L-1 12 High and Mighty 4-5-0 0.444 487.37 L-4 13 Pepperland Broncos 4-5-0 0.444 484.17 L-2 14 The Unmighty Osips 4-5-0 0.444 450.01 L-2 15 Baltimore Weirdos 4-5-0 0.444 411.32 W-1 16 Terlingua Drop-Outs 3-6-0 0.333 363.90 L-1 17 Rockville Crows 3-6-0 0.333 446.64 L-2 18 Edmonton Smugglers 2-7-0 0.222 479.39 W-1 19 Wisconsin Cows 2-7-0 0.222 377.60 W-2 20 KC Whammies 1-8-0 0.111 289.60 L-7 Week 10 Schedule Hell Dwellers (6-3) vs South Park Visitors (7-2) Edmonton Smugglers (2-7) vs High and Mighty (4-5) Soy Un Pedador (5-4) vs Rockville Crows (3-6) Skaggsville Falcons (5-4) vs Seattle Sinners (7-2) Hermoso Castor (6-3) vs Pepperland Broncos (4-5) Improbable Probables (5-4) vs Qwispy Killers (6-3) Baltimore Weirdos (4-5) vs Cobras (4-5) KC Whammies (1-8) vs Terlingua Drop-Outs (3-6) Jalisco Jimadors (6-3) vs Monroeville Maroons (6-3) The Unmighty Osips (4-5) vs Wisconsin Cows (2-7) ``` * * * Yer pal, [Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg) \*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Six months, three weeks, one day, 14 hours, 36 minutes and 27 seconds. 8224 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,028.04. Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 13 hours, 20 minutes. **David B used me as a cite!** \* ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teeming-minions-fantasy-league/31296/102 "2000-10-31T19:24:58Z")
Completely QB-less this week and I still out score all but 4 teams in the league. Of Course the way this season has gone it figures that I’d be playing one of them… ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teeming-minions-fantasy-league/31296/103 "2000-10-31T20:55:52Z")
I figured this would be a good time to point out that with two-thirds of the season done, your pre-season predictions aren’t looking very accurate. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teeming-minions-fantasy-league/31296/104 "2000-10-31T21:42:39Z")
Hey wolfman: I tried to e-mail you but it was returned to me. Please shoot me your new address at your earliest convenience! Tanxz… * * * Yer pal, [Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg) \*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Six months, three weeks, one day, 19 hours, 47 minutes and 41 seconds. 8232 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,029.12. Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 14 hours, 0 minutes. **David B used me as a cite!** \* ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teeming-minions-fantasy-league/31296/105 "2000-10-31T22:57:24Z")
Or I would have posted in the affirmative earlier. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teeming-minions-fantasy-league/31296/106 "2000-10-31T23:08:20Z")
Thank you, Mr. Cybical! * * * Yer pal, [Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg) \*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Six months, three weeks, one day, 21 hours, 13 minutes and 26 seconds. 8235 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,029.42. Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 14 hours, 15 minutes. **David B used me as a cite!** \* ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teeming-minions-fantasy-league/31296/107 "2000-11-07T17:35:48Z")
```auto Week 10 **Hell Dwellers 97.49** Improbable Probables 20.44 South Park Visitors 69.14 **Qwispy Killers 45.30** Edmonton Smugglers 41.19 **Baltimore Weirdos 56.33** **High and Mighty 46.75** Cobras 46.31 Soy Un Pedador 45.28 KC Whammies 36.58 **Rockville Crows 64.41 Terlingua Drop-Outs 42.08** Skaggsville Falcons 67.57 Jalisco Jimadors 65.37 **Seattle Sinners 83.18 Monroeville Maroons 68.33** **Hermoso Castor 72.17** Da Cynical Idealists 49.43 Pepperland Broncos 57.90 **Wisconsin Cows 66.67** Team W-L-T Win % Points Stk 1 Seattle Sinners 8-2-0 0.800 758.39 W-6 2 Hell Dwellers 7-3-0 0.700 704.23 W-3 3 South Park Visitors 7-3-0 0.700 681.37 L-1 4 Hermoso Castor 7-3-0 0.700 591.46 W-2 5 Monroeville Maroons 7-3-0 0.700 576.93 W-7 6 Qwispy Killers 7-3-0 0.700 507.37 W-3 7 Jalisco Jimadors 6-4-0 0.600 653.80 L-2 8 Skaggsville Falcons 5-5-0 0.500 561.06 L-1 9 High and Mighty 5-5-0 0.500 534.12 W-1 10 Soy Un Pedador 5-5-0 0.500 513.44 L-2 11 Improbable Probables 5-5-0 0.500 474.38 L-2 12 Baltimore Weirdos 5-5-0 0.500 467.65 W-2 13 Cobras 4-6-0 0.400 542.17 L-2 14 Pepperland Broncos 4-6-0 0.400 542.07 L-3 15 Rockville Crows 4-6-0 0.400 511.05 W-1 16 Da Cynical Idealists 4-6-0 0.400 499.44 L-3 17 Terlingua Drop-Outs 4-6-0 0.400 405.98 W-1 18 Wisconsin Cows 3-7-0 0.300 444.27 W-3 19 Edmonton Smugglers 2-8-0 0.200 520.58 L-1 20 KC Whammies 1-9-0 0.100 326.18 L-8 Week 11 Schedule Hell Dwellers (7-3) vs Baltimore Weirdos (5-5) Edmonton Smugglers (2-8) vs South Park Visitors (7-3) Soy Un Pedador (5-5) vs High and Mighty (5-5) Skaggsville Falcons (5-5) vs Rockville Crows (4-6) Hermoso Castor (7-3) vs Seattle Sinners (8-2) Improbable Probables (5-5) vs Pepperland Broncos (4-6) KC Whammies (1-9) vs Cobras (4-6) Jalisco Jimadors (6-4) vs Terlingua Drop-Outs (4-6) Da Cynical Idealists (4-6) vs Monroeville Maroons (7-3) Wisconsin Cows (3-7) vs Qwispy Killers (7-3) ``` * * * Yer pal, [Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg) \*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Six months, four weeks, one day, 15 hours, 40 minutes and 19 seconds. 8506 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,063.26. Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 1 day, 12 hours, 50 minutes. **David B used me as a cite!** \* ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teeming-minions-fantasy-league/31296/108 "2000-11-07T19:28:25Z")
I win one, lose two. I’ve won games 1, 4, 7, and 10 this year, and lost the other six. So, as much as I’d love to bet **Falcon** on this week’s matchup, I’m going to assume I lose and will be shocked if I win. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teeming-minions-fantasy-league/31296.md?page=5)