# The Teemings Cookbook
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 8, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131 "2001-10-08T15:42:01Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/1 "2001-10-08T15:42:01Z")
This is just a start on an idea we had in another thread. Let me know what you think : [The Teemings Cook Book](http://www.teemings.com/cookbook/)
Eventually, we’ll be including all the recipes in the “Ultimate Recipe Thread” and the “Iron Chef” competitions. And of course, if anybody wanted to contribute any nifty graphics for the project, feel free. 😉
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### Author:  [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/2 "2001-10-08T15:58:06Z")
I think it’s a great idea!
Is it just original recipes? or also those that you liked but stole from someone else?
What sort of nifty graphics?
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/3 "2001-10-08T15:59:14Z")
Sweet!
So, if someone has nifty recipies that aren’t in those threads can they still contribute?
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### Author:  [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/4 "2001-10-08T17:44:38Z")
How about including my recipes from my article, _Tastes Like Chicken_, which appeared in Teemings #1? Of course, you’ll have to exclude the last recipe.
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/5 "2001-10-08T18:54:46Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \*
> \*\*So, if someone has nifty recipies that aren’t in those threads can they still contribute? \*\*
I don’t see why not. Send them on in!
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### Author:  [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/6 "2001-10-08T19:47:00Z")
Ooh! Ooh!
I want to submit new recipes and some graphics.
Should I send them to the regular Teemings address?
In what format do you want the graphics? I’m imagining .jpg for photo based piccies and .gif or .jpg for stuff done in a vector based program. (72dpi, round about 200 pixels square sounds like a reasonable size, doesn’t it?)
Let me know what deadlines you are working to.
(oh, and if you don’t like the graphics, don’t feel you have to include them)
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### Author:  [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/7 "2001-10-08T21:03:41Z")
Might I request a “Potent Potables” section?
I know there’s been a few threads devoted to favorite drink recipes…
Paul
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/8 "2001-10-08T21:16:23Z")
To answer the questions …
I’m not looking for graphics for each recipe, rather just a few title banners for each page. Maybe something with the title “The Teemings Cook Book” and a background with the type of food mentioned : appetizers, meat, fish, etc. It would have to be no more than about 500 wide by 100 high.
I think we could probably do a section on drink recipes as well. If someone could point out the apppropriate threads, I’d appreciate it.
I’ll be working on this on a continuing basis. I still have a regular job to hold down and my moderating duties, plus putting together the regular Teemings zine, so I’ll probably be posting about 10-20 recipes per week until I get through the whole mess of them we have right now. (Of course, by then, we’ll probably have more to add! 😉 )
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### Author:  [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/9 "2001-10-08T22:58:02Z")
All recipes?
My God, man I hope you don’t intend to include my Rosemary spike devilled egg hedgehog abomination.
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### Author:  [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/10 "2001-10-08T23:50:43Z")
[Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=75617) is a thread I started. (You are more than welcome to my poor offerings.) and it links over to Papa **Fenris** ’s [EZ Cooking 101](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=65605).
Just two (actually one, but it links) threads I could think of.
Hope it helps.
-Rue.
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/11 "2001-10-08T23:57:40Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Rue DeDay \*
> \*\*Just two (actually one, but it links) threads I could think of.
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> Hope it helps.\*\*
Got 'em saved and in the pipeline. Thanks!
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### Author:  [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/12 "2001-10-09T00:00:55Z")
**Unca Cecil** once discussed a recipe for [Pot-Brownie-like things](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_234.html), purely in the interests of science of course! (And whatever the hell you call Toklas’s recipe, it ain’t a brownie!) Will we see it in desserts or cocktails? 😃 😉
And I say you HAVE to include those candied rosemary things of Scylla’s from one of the Iron Chef threads. If only as a warning! 😉
Speaking of **Iron Chef** , isn’t it time for another one? Hmmmmm…
Anyway, Euty, feel free to use any of my recipes you want, (if you still want any after this post! 🙂 )
Fenris, rambling.
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### Author:  [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/13 "2001-10-09T00:02:56Z")
**WOW** : **Euty**! Did you do the coding on that? I love the fade. That is _so_ cool! (Great page design too: very clean.)
Fenris
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### Author:  [@Demise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demise)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/14 "2001-10-09T00:06:16Z")
Looks awesome **Euty** , great work! 🙂
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### Author:  [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/15 "2001-10-09T00:50:43Z")
Nice start **Euty** , but I do believe that you have got the entries for appetizers and pastas reversed. Let me know how I can be of any help. Here’s a link to the Ultimate Recipe Thread’s [Active Index](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=52447).
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### Author:  [@kiz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiz)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/16 "2001-10-09T00:58:51Z")
OOOH!!! Count me in!!!
I could be the dessert advisor…😉
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### Author:  [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/17 "2001-10-09T18:45:33Z")
\
You deserve a bump today
So get up and get away
to McStraight-Dope!
\
That was awful. I’m so ashamed.
Fenris
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### Author:  [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/18 "2001-10-09T19:01:18Z")
There are also the following threads that are about specific types of recipes:
[li][Simple Salmon Recipes?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=84882)[/li]
[li][Chicken Recipes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=78031)[/li]
[li][Looking for a good salmon recipe](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=60591)[/li]
[li][Have a good recipe for trout?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=55978)[/li]
[li][Ridiculously Easy Cooking](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=75617)[/li]
[li][Steak Wasting](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=22359) (Ok, ok, so this isn’t exactly a recipe thread, but damn, that **Scylla** sure knows how to cook a mean steak - YUM! - and his threads are always worth reading :))[/li]\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
I really appreciate your consideration in avoiding stepping on my penis - **Spiny Norman**
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### Author:  [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/19 "2001-10-09T21:07:07Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Shayna \*
> \*\*[Steak Wasting](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=22359) (Ok, ok, so this isn’t exactly a recipe thread, but damn, that **Scylla** sure knows how to cook a mean steak - YUM! - and his threads are always worth reading :))
> \*\*
AND this thread features the first appearance of **Fenris**! IF YOU ONLY READ ONE THREAD, IT MUST BE THIS ONE! A Mighty MARVELous SDMB collector’s item, already a CLASSIC, True Believer. Featuring the talents of Stainless Scylla, Fearsome Fenris, and a CAST OF THOUSANDS! Watch as **Scylla** ignores Fenris, setting in motion a series of events that will culminate (at some point) in JavaMaven1’s upcoming, soon-to-be classic: **Secret Crisis on Infinite SDMB Iron Chefs!** [sub]Coming soon to a message board near you. Void where applicable.[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teemings-cookbook/86131/20 "2001-10-09T21:27:58Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Fenris \*
> **WOW: Euty! Did you do the coding on that? I love the fade. That is _so_ cool! (Great page design too: very clean.)**
I wish I had. Nope, it’s just a DHTML trick. I think it only workd on MIE 5.0 or greater. Not sure if it works on netscape or not. I was pretty impressed with the effect myself.
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