# The Teenager's Alphabet Game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 22, 2008, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015 "2008-11-22T18:36:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015/1 "2008-11-22T18:36:56Z")
A is for Acne, which covers your face B is for Bedroom, your own private space C is for Classes you sometimes attend D… ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015/2 "2008-11-22T18:39:48Z")
D is for drugs, your only true friend. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015/3 "2008-11-22T18:43:49Z")
E is for English, a class that you take; F is for Facebook page that you make. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015/4 "2008-11-22T18:48:53Z")
G is for Gay, now that your friends have come out H is for Hybrid, made to travel about. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015/5 "2008-11-22T18:53:50Z")
I is for iPod (which Mom took away), J is for Junk Food you eat every day. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015/6 "2008-11-22T18:56:34Z")
I is for I, I, I, I, the most important person in the world. J is for jerking off. No way you will get it from a girl. ---
**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015/7 "2008-11-22T19:15:47Z")
K iz fr kewl: lolcats or IRC. L iz fr lolz b/c OMFG!. M is for makeup you put on your cheeks… ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015/8 "2008-11-22T20:05:41Z")
N is for Nerds, who are different than Geeks. O is for Oral — and I mean the exam! P is for … ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015/9 "2008-11-22T21:03:14Z")
P is for porn, the point of the 'net. Q is quiz, you ain’t passed one yet. > [@Sternvogel](#): > > E is for English, a class that you take; > F is for Facebook page that you make. For the collection, we need to edit the second line to “a page that you make” for it to scan. ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015/10 "2008-11-22T21:28:50Z")
And your P doesn’t rhyme. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015/11 "2008-11-22T21:36:31Z")
And that was a good couplet too… ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015/12 "2008-11-22T22:34:50Z")
> [@Fish](#): > > N is for Nerds, who are different than Geeks. > O is for Oral — and I mean the exam! > P is for … P is for peanut butter still eaten with Jam Q is for judgment, questionable at best R is for reading-- what? There’s a test! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015/13 "2008-11-22T22:56:26Z")
S is for Sex which teens boast of in bed, T is for Tissue they’re getting instead. And I would have bet that P was going to be for Puberty… ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015/14 "2008-11-22T23:11:13Z")
> [@Fish](#): > > S is for Sex which teens boast of in bed, > T is for Tissue they’re getting instead. > > And I would have bet that P was going to be for Puberty… Some teens are still little on the inside… and still like there PB&J… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015/15 "2008-11-22T23:24:07Z")
U is for the underwear, worn now for a week, V is for those Monologues, caused a protest streak. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2008, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015/16 "2008-11-23T00:02:16Z")
W is for wonder what they look like down there X for examine, how different with hair. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2008, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015/17 "2008-11-23T14:00:19Z")
Y is for years, of which you’ve had too few. Z is for—You belong in a Zoo. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-teenagers-alphabet-game/474015/18 "2008-11-23T18:06:25Z")
I open this thread, and what do I get? To see the end of the teen’s alphabet! We’ve reached the Z; no more letters to rhyme– So where to now? Has this thread reached its time?