# The tenets of Og? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 14, 2004, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085 "2004-05-14T06:53:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/21 "2004-05-19T03:00:23Z")
> [@flamingbananas](#): > > What are Og’s worshippers called? Oggiests? Oggballs. Especially at the . . . err . . . “get-together” after the service. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/22 "2004-05-19T03:43:21Z")
> [@flamingbananas](#): > > What are Og’s worshippers called? Oglers. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/23 "2004-05-19T03:49:23Z")
Now I’m really tempted to get some alphabet beads and make a bracelet that says **W.W.O.D.?** The answer, of course, is simple. In almost any given situation, OG SMASH! ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/24 "2004-05-19T03:55:14Z")
> [@screech-owl](#): > > So Og demands tasty sparrow sacrifices? Burnt or raw? Sparrows are CUTE! You shouldn’t kill cute things! Only the ugly things, like, y’know, people. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/25 "2004-05-19T11:33:54Z")
[Originally Posted by flamingbananas] What are Og’s worshippers called? > [@Colibri](#): > > Oglers. And now I have the picture in my head of hundreds of seagulls from _Finding Nemo_ chanting “Og? Og? Og? Og? Og? Og? Og? Og? Og? Og? Og?” “Og?” fits me fine: The tenets of “Og”, plus the ubiquitous “question mark of the Universe”. Any jewelers among the Teeming Millions? A tastefully done sterling silver pendant? Small diamond chips? Fimo? ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/26 "2004-05-19T11:43:26Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Oglers. Oh man, that’s perfect. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/27 "2004-05-19T12:11:03Z")
A Pilgrimage of Oglers would be called an ogcursion. ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/28 "2004-05-19T12:14:24Z")
Og cool. Og wise. Og…Og! 🆒 Oh man. W.W.O.D.? OG SMASH! That rocks majorly. _so…tempted…for…signature…_ ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/29 "2004-05-19T18:26:52Z")
> [@racinchikki](#): > > Sparrows are CUTE! You shouldn’t kill cute things! Only the ugly things, like, y’know, people. :mad: Og not make ugly things. Cows cute. Pigs cute. Brocolli cute. Still, see commandment 10. If eat snails, Og not want to know. Cicadas, either. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/30 "2004-05-20T00:11:49Z")
**All Hail the Great and Powerful OG!** C’mon, you were thinking that at some point in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/31 "2004-05-20T03:02:22Z")
> [@AskNott](#): > > :mad: Og not make ugly things. Cows cute. Pigs cute. Brocolli cute. Still, see commandment 10. If eat snails, Og not want to know. Cicadas, either. :eek: I have to love a god or person who finds brocolli (or is it broccoli?) cute! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/32 "2004-05-20T12:04:51Z")
> [@AskNott](#): > > :mad: Og not make ugly things. Cows cute. Pigs cute. Brocolli cute. Still, see commandment 10. If eat snails, Og not want to know. Cicadas, either. :eek: Og is not a fan of Bush, Sr. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/33 "2004-05-20T16:09:38Z")
As some of you may have noticed in the “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” thread over in Cafe Society, there is a rumor of Og making an earthly appearance on the show. No solid confirmation yet, but we’re working on it. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/34 "2004-05-20T18:00:10Z")
And of course, the act of worshiping Og is Ogling. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/35 "2004-05-20T18:13:42Z")
Yes, but what is the symbol of Oglism? I vote for 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/36 "2004-05-20T18:29:12Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > Yes, but what is the symbol of Oglism? > > I vote for 🙂 No. [THIS OG’S SYMBOL!](http://www.mms.qld.edu.au/5h-artefacts/5h-artefacts-pics/axe.jpg) Because OG smash! ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/37 "2004-05-21T00:53:57Z")
Way back when, we used to have the “smashie” icon. Woulda been perfect for Og incarnated. ---
**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/38 "2004-05-21T13:44:34Z")
Remember: Og got trampled by mammoth for your sins! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/39 "2004-05-21T13:50:26Z")
> [@athelas](#): > > Remember: Og got trampled by mammoth for your sins! Yes, he was with Dillinger at the time. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085/40 "2004-05-21T16:54:32Z")
> [@AvhHines](#): > > I have to love a god or person who finds brocolli (or is it broccoli?) cute! Broccoli, which I initially spelled wrong, puts out a sexual display that’s about 1/3 the size of the whole plant. That’s something you or I could only dream of doing, and if we could, the whole world would say we were cute, cute, cute. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-tenets-of-og/245085.md?page=3)